Dear Matt Lucas

Nufkamp · Traffic Copper Joined: 15 Jul 2007 Karma :

I was most saddened to hear of the death of your husband last week. I too lost my dear partner earlier this year, the similarity between you both is uncanny and has prompted me to contact you as I was wondering if you'd like to meet up for sex.

Yours,

Jack Tweed.
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Hobes · Crazy Courier Joined: 16 Jul 2009 Karma :

Dear Jackie Budden,

I'd just like to offer my condolences in what must be an extermely difficult time for you following the death of your daughter Jade.

I just can't stop thinking about her little boys.

Yours,

Gary Glitter.

Feasty · World Chat Champion Joined: 01 Nov 2006 Karma :

Dear Andrew Cowles,

So sorry to hear about the death of your beloved husband. The house must be very quiet and peaceful without him.

Yours

Blue
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