Today my postman did bring...

[The Original Muzza]

Spicy treats!
The Insanity sauce that is nearly empty did not come today, but is part of my current condiment collection.
The shaker on the left is milder than insanity sauce, and I've yet to try the 2 on the right. The farthest right being CaJohn's Black Mamba, formerly the hottest hot sauce in the world (quite a few years back).
The vicious viper is a treat because it smells like it has good flavour, and is only a few times hotter than Dave's girly man Insanity sauce.

Update when each of the new arrivals has been tested, could be a few days as I've been somewhat ill lately.
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Current Bikes: Husqvarna Svartpilen 401 (2020)
Former Bikes: Honda MSX125 (2014), BMW Funduro (1996), Honda VT500 (1983), Yamaha FZR250 (1989), Suzuki GZ125 Marauder(2005),:Triumph TT600 (2002) (stolen)
From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

[Dragonfly]

Burny hoop for you tonight.
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Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

[The Original Muzza]

[Ariel Badger]

The Black mamba sounds good, have you given her a go yet?
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[Polo]

In my day it would be frowned upon to say you had some black mamba action.https://www.sextoyshopping.co.uk/shopimages/products/thumbnails/s115-Black%20Beauty%20Vibrator.jpg
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[Dragonfly]

Why where you putting chilli sauce in your ears?

oh can I ask if chilli willies are real? I seen them in a catalogue and I am finding it hard to believe they grow penis shaped.
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All the breast.
Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

[The Original Muzza]

[Ariel Badger]

[Dragonfly]

no way I may grow some if i know anyone that would eat them. I doubt my parents would see the funny side of it if i send them down to their house in some tuperware
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Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

[The Original Muzza]

Tried the Black Mamba today. It lives up to it's feirce reputation. It's a killer.
Put a few drops on a pizza, but it didn't hit QUITE hard enough, so I increased droplet size and wolfed down another slice. Needless to say I got through 3 pints of milk and a few jaffa cakes before the burn subsided, my nose is STILL running and I'm in a peaceful world of serenity now.

WARNING: Wear gloves when handling black mamba, as sooner or later you WILL touch your pecker, nose and eyes.
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Current Bikes: Husqvarna Svartpilen 401 (2020)
Former Bikes: Honda MSX125 (2014), BMW Funduro (1996), Honda VT500 (1983), Yamaha FZR250 (1989), Suzuki GZ125 Marauder(2005),:Triumph TT600 (2002) (stolen)
From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

[Dragonfly]

[Ariel Badger]

Coincidentally I just finished a bottle of "Da Bomb" off tonight. I flushed the last of it from the bottle with a little hot water but got some on my hands and onto my pecker in the bath. I now have an all over glow and a hot rod.
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[The Original Muzza]

You truly are a wordsmith ariel. Which "Da Bomb" was it? I believe Final Answer is on a par with "Vicious Viper" perhaps slightly hotter.

EDIT: Speaking pish, Final Answer is nearly as hot as Black Mamba, "Ground Zero" is what I was thinking of.
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Current Bikes: Husqvarna Svartpilen 401 (2020)
Former Bikes: Honda MSX125 (2014), BMW Funduro (1996), Honda VT500 (1983), Yamaha FZR250 (1989), Suzuki GZ125 Marauder(2005),:Triumph TT600 (2002) (stolen)
From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

[Ariel Badger]

This one, bloody hot but still eatable.
https://www.scorchio.co.uk/bomb-beyond-insanity-p-726.html
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[The Original Muzza]

That is my website of choice also
I'm going to carry out the "Pot Noodle test" on the black mamba this weekend (1teaspoon in a non-spicy pot noodle, eg chicken&mushroom), to see exactly how it compares to the other ones. I fear this may eviscerate my anus, but it's in the name of science... sort of.
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Current Bikes: Husqvarna Svartpilen 401 (2020)
Former Bikes: Honda MSX125 (2014), BMW Funduro (1996), Honda VT500 (1983), Yamaha FZR250 (1989), Suzuki GZ125 Marauder(2005),:Triumph TT600 (2002) (stolen)
From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

[Ariel Badger]

I salute you. your bum hole will look like a blood orange.
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[Dragonfly]

Its like a guide on "How to distroy ones anus in one night" here.
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All the breast.
Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

[Ariel Badger]

I am 0.5 Kg lighter today than yesterday and feel more weight loss coming on
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[Jenks]

i like that daves insanity sauce. Really tasty!
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[5v3d3b0]

Can I ask what you get out of eating crazy spicy stuff? It's not like the taste is so amazing... Break it down for me cause I'm a bit lost as to why you do it

[The Original Muzza]

When the heat subsides you get a relaxed euphoric feeling.
Also enhances the flavours of other stuff, i.e that which you're using to dilute the pain
Then there's always the man points if none of the above appeal to you.
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Current Bikes: Husqvarna Svartpilen 401 (2020)
Former Bikes: Honda MSX125 (2014), BMW Funduro (1996), Honda VT500 (1983), Yamaha FZR250 (1989), Suzuki GZ125 Marauder(2005),:Triumph TT600 (2002) (stolen)
From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

[JonB]

You're lucky your postman brought anything at all.
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[The Original Muzza]

No I'm not. My postman reads the dates on the post.
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Current Bikes: Husqvarna Svartpilen 401 (2020)
Former Bikes: Honda MSX125 (2014), BMW Funduro (1996), Honda VT500 (1983), Yamaha FZR250 (1989), Suzuki GZ125 Marauder(2005),:Triumph TT600 (2002) (stolen)
From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

[pyx_e]

Back in the day me and all my house mates used to have a poker/chilli/piss up Saturday afternoon-evening.

So having helped me make the chilli complete with real chilli peppers chopped and added my mate Richard went upstairs for some afternoon delight with his g/f while we the rest of us stayed downstairs for beer and cards.

Three minutes later all we could hear was the g/f almost screaming "Oh Richard Make The Burning STOP!" How we laughed, it still makes me smile.

So it not just your todger you should not touch, includes other people bits too.
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Shiney!
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[The Original Muzza]