Stephen Gately

[Hobes]

So apparently Stephen Gately died after spending 8 hours on a massive bender.........sometimes these jokes just write themselves!!

[Polo]

What's pink and goes round and round on a carousel?

Stephen Gately's suitcase.
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[Dragonfly]

Micheal Jackson was disappointed when Steven Gately came to heaven, he thought they said someone from the boys home was coming.
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[pa_broon74]

[Ol]

I heard that the coroner has found a plum up his arse, and that the police suspect there was foul play involved as he had been date raped..




(coat, hat... Door...)
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[pa_broon74]

You see?

It's fine when it's funny, but it's just tasteless when not.


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Didn't catch anything.

[colin1]

all funny so far
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[Fisty]

There once was a wee singer called Gately
Who hadnt been singing much lately
After a bottle of rum
And a cock up his bum
His holiday ended up fatally
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[Dom_]

What is small, brown and very relieved?

Stephen Gately's gerbil.

[pa_broon74]

[UnknownStuntm...]

Stephen Gately is dead?

Bummer.

[JAMSXR]

I heard he died of bird flue... Apparently he had a cock-or-too....



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[Clanger]

This thread has just reminded me I have not recieved any texts about his death....
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