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hmmmnz
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PostPosted: 00:10 - 16 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
stinkwheel wrote:
People who flick fag butts out of their window when I'm behind them.

People who hit me in the eye with window washer fluid when I'm behind them.


im sure they turn on there washers only when they know the visor is up as well. fuckers
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Young women in skimpy summer clothing distracting motorcyclists with their long tanned legs and heaving breasts moistened with a mist of sweat whilst there buttocks go at it like cage fighters in a flour sack.
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PostPosted: 09:39 - 16 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
1930 Ariel wrote:
Young women in skimpy summer clothing distracting motorcyclists with their long tanned legs and heaving breasts moistened with a mist of sweat whilst there buttocks go at it like cage fighters in a flour sack.


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PostPosted: 11:52 - 16 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
1930 Ariel wrote:
Young women in skimpy summer clothing distracting motorcyclists with their long tanned legs and heaving breasts moistened with a mist of sweat whilst there buttocks go at it like cage fighters in a flour sack.


You sound just like Charles Bukowski
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PostPosted: 12:10 - 16 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Big corporate entities shutting down your favourite motorcycle manufacturer is bound to cause some anger. Grrr.
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PostPosted: 12:32 - 16 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Do you mean Harley shutting down Buell?
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dgro76
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PostPosted: 14:46 - 16 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Don't really agree with number 10. But then if that means I'm not a biker than my opinion doesn't count I guess?

What bit of number 10 makes you angry?
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PostPosted: 15:32 - 16 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
1930 Ariel wrote:
Young women in skimpy summer clothing distracting motorcyclists with their long tanned legs and heaving breasts moistened with a mist of sweat whilst there buttocks go at it like cage fighters in a flour sack.


Wali, are you sure that wasn't meant for the "My bolux are all tingly" thread? Dance!
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Ariel Badger
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PostPosted: 15:33 - 16 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ghostbikes wrote:
Do you mean Harley shutting down Buell?


He could mean BSA closing Ariel.
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PostPosted: 16:40 - 16 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
People who don't show tits but also don't GTFO.
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PostPosted: 17:23 - 16 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
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He could mean BSA closing Ariel.


NVT doing over BSA?
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FatMikeUK
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PostPosted: 20:42 - 16 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Alexio wrote:
Oh, but this is things that make bikers angry... oh um.....




Lollipop Ladies.


Lollipop ladies at zebra crossings surely? I mean what the bejesus is the point in that? The councils spend thousands on the crossing, then there spending thousands a year for some old duffer to stand next to it, doing a job that the crossing was already manging perfectly well alone.

Personaly I hate Gav the Chav drivers who sit at traffic lights revving the crap out of their 1.2 puntos with dustbins strapped to the exhaust as though you're going to bother racing them through a town.
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PostPosted: 21:22 - 16 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Blocking people filtering is a surefire way to loose a wingmirror/get a dented door.


Coming across a car driver who has an unexplained anger towards bikers for no apparent reason, perhaps some nob has already upset them.

Oh and idiots. Not related to that quote, I promise. Rolling Eyes
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Women in jeeps whos slogan is " I am big enough for all you to see me so you look out for me" Mad

Kids throwing crap out of car windows including an ice cream which hit me! Mad fag buts! full bags of take away rubbish!

people who dont use indicators, people who just slam the breaks on to turn a corner without any sort of a warning to others.

Chancers taking off from junctions at the very last second when i am coming as they think they will make it, causing me and others to slam the breaks on.

Old ladies who "didnt see you" .

Taxi drivers, think they are experts on the road as they are on it all day. throwing the car around the road and giving bikers heart attacks at junctions by not stopping. And knowing that taxi drivers have caused 2 serious incidents in the town where pedestrians near died from speeding and hitting them doesnt help.

people who "shoo" me out of the way

Shocked I know some old women done that to me.

people who give dirty looks when they are in the wrong to me just for being on the road.

people who make a second lane beside me at a junction and go the same way around me Shocked pure cheek! blocking my view to!
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Mystery
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PostPosted: 11:00 - 17 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
FatMikeUK wrote:


Personaly I hate Gav the Chav drivers who sit at traffic lights revving the crap out of their 1.2 puntos with dustbins strapped to the exhaust as though you're going to bother racing them through a town.


thats the best bit when you pull away at a normal pace and they can't even keep up Thumbs Up Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:03 - 17 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
People who blindly step out onto zebra pedestrian crossings. I will always stop for people waiting at one, but i'm not a mind reader so don't walk down the pavement and just suddenly turn onto the crossing! and it's not always safe to stop when you're 3 metres from the white lines and you've a tosser tailgating you
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PostPosted: 13:25 - 17 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
I've been looking for a thread to post this harmless childs drawing in and this thread is useless enough.

https://www.stedotcom.com/stuff/builtafire.jpg
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Dragonfly
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PostPosted: 14:16 - 17 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
issey9090 wrote:
People who blindly step out onto zebra pedestrian crossings. I will always stop for people waiting at one, but i'm not a mind reader so don't walk down the pavement and just suddenly turn onto the crossing! and it's not always safe to stop when you're 3 metres from the white lines and you've a tosser tailgating you

Ah what about the impatient crosser, he pushes the lights and just walks on, dosnt wait for them. So that the lights go off when he is crossed and your left waiting . Confused why push the dam button!
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PostPosted: 19:49 - 17 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Cunts who think it's ok to just walk up & sit or lean on my bike...
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