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mistergixer
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PostPosted: 18:45 - 16 Oct 2009    Post subject: Inconsiderate bastard! Reply with quote
Just discovered that my connection has gone and fucked off to Thailand for 6 weeks, leaving me without a weed supply for the foreseeable future.
Fucking inconsiderate bastard, he could at least have told me in advance so i could've stocked up!

Some people.

So, if any has an ounce or so of good weed (no hash, per-lease!)that they want to sell on for a good price, please drop me a PM. I live near(ish) to Luton, but don't mind travelling too far for it.

Help me BCF-kenobi, you're my only hope.

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PostPosted: 18:53 - 16 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
The BCF cannabis supply isn't what it used to be. Sad
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PostPosted: 19:02 - 16 Oct 2009    Post subject: Re: Inconsiderate bastard! Reply with quote
mistergixer wrote:
fucked off to Thailand for 6 weeks



Look on the bright side, in 6 weeks they will be back with a rectum full of the good shit.

So to speak, of course. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 19:45 - 16 Oct 2009    Post subject: Re: Inconsiderate bastard! Reply with quote
Minty wrote:
mistergixer wrote:
fucked off to Thailand for 6 weeks



Look on the bright side, in 6 weeks they will be back with a rectum full of the good shit.

So to speak, of course. Thumbs Up


If the guy's anything like I was the only thing he'll come out of Thailand with is his luggage in china and his head in timbuk-fuvcking-tu.
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PostPosted: 20:10 - 16 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Drugs are bad for you.....just say no. Wink
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PostPosted: 21:14 - 16 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKvFb1AenG0&feature=related
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PostPosted: 22:27 - 16 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Out of interest, how much does an ounce go for in Engerland?
I'm in Northern Ireland and it's usually around £160.
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PostPosted: 23:17 - 16 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Between £120 and £180.

Depends where you are and what it is.
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PostPosted: 00:19 - 17 Oct 2009    Post subject: Re: Inconsiderate bastard! Reply with quote
Hetzer wrote:



If the guy's anything like I was the only thing he'll come out of Thailand with is his luggage in china and his head in timbuk-fuvcking-tu.


possibly an STD to boot an all Very Happy

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PostPosted: 00:24 - 17 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
If someone says they're going to Thailand I automatically assume they're a paedophile.
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PostPosted: 00:27 - 17 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Crana wrote:
If someone says they're going to Thailand I automatically assume they're a paedophile.


I can assure you I'm not. I'd sooner assume they weregoin for ho's, liquor and, for the more daring, narcotics.

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PostPosted: 00:27 - 17 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Crana wrote:
If someone says they're going to Thailand I automatically assume they're a paedophile.


I once knew a guy, seemed an alright person. He was telling me how cool Thailand was and all the cool people he'd met over there, Continuing to tell me about how he travels there about 5 times a year and was using his student grant to go over shortly after our conversation.
I asked him what will be the first thing he'll do when he gets there, He responded 'Phone this girl I met on the internet and meet up'
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PostPosted: 00:39 - 17 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
-Jamie- wrote:
Crana wrote:
If someone says they're going to Thailand I automatically assume they're a paedophile.


I once knew a guy, seemed an alright person. He was telling me how cool Thailand was and all the cool people he'd met over there, Continuing to tell me about how he travels there about 5 times a year and was using his student grant to go over shortly after our conversation.
I asked him what will be the first thing he'll do when he gets there, He responded 'Phone this girl I met on the internet and meet up'


you do realise that the word 'girl' merely suggests she posseses tits and a vagina and has no bearing on her age?

And fuck it, why not?

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PostPosted: 00:43 - 17 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
GhostRider wrote:
you do realise that the word 'girl' merely suggests she posseses tits and a vagina and has no bearing on her age?

And fuck it, why not?

GhostRider


Sorry, I should have stated, I'm not suggesting he was a peado, Just that I thought he was a weirdo for not only meeting girls on the internet, But travelling to Thailand to meet them.
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PostPosted: 08:23 - 17 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
-Jamie- wrote:
, Just that I thought he was a weirdo for not only meeting girls on the internet, But travelling to Thailand to meet them.


+1
Seems rather odd to me aswell.
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PostPosted: 08:50 - 17 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
-Jamie- wrote:


Sorry, I should have stated, I'm not suggesting he was a peado, Just that I thought he was a weirdo for not only meeting girls on the internet, But travelling to Thailand to meet them.


You it sound like the sole purpose of his trip is
to meet up with this girl when it's clearly not the case.

What's the problem meeting over the Internet anyway? Is it any worse than talking shite to a stranger after 8 pints in a club?

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PostPosted: 08:57 - 17 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
I never had so much as a beach massage off a Thai bird. Personally I find them quite repulsive, even the 'hot' ones. I'm not quite sure what it is, but maybe never knowing if one is a lady-boy or not has something to do with it.
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PostPosted: 09:05 - 17 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hetzer wrote:
I never had so much as a beach massage off a Thai bird. Personally I find them quite repulsive, even the 'hot' ones. I'm not quite sure what it is, but maybe never knowing if one is a lady-boy or not has something to do with it.


Tis the trouble, with a lot of them it's blatantly obvious, however some of them are so well done it's no surprise that some weary traveller sets themself up for a unwelcome shock. I've seen guys walking down the street smiling like they hit the jackpot as they are holding hands and kissing a 'girl' but were far too pissed to realise how big 'her' hands were, the large foot size, and Adams apple Very Happy

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BCF tokers - you've let me down.
Badly.

There's really no-one that wants to help out a fellow smoker in need, and make themselves a bit of money/weed in the process?

You should all be very ashamed of yourselves.

Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 12:58 - 17 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Crana wrote:
If someone says they're going to Thailand I automatically assume they're a paedophile.


I've been twice, so cheers! Rolling Eyes I guess all bikers are overweight, soap dodging Harley riders...

Couldn't be the cheap accommodation, great beaches, superb weather, fun bars and fantastic diving eh? Razz
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Let me know if it works. Smile

No, it's not like Cannabis Window. Dutch Green Club is a MoM but I'm not 100% certain if it's real or not.
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PostPosted: 13:24 - 17 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
mistergixer wrote:
BCF tokers - you've let me down.
Badly.


If you didn't live so far away I could have sorted you as much as you liked out Crying or Very sad I dont think the postal service would be to keen on me mailing you it either.
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mistergixer
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PostPosted: 15:16 - 17 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
wizzzard wrote:

If you didn't live so far away I could have sorted you as much as you liked out Crying or Very sad I dont think the postal service would be to keen on me mailing you it either.


Thanks Wizzard, you are a gent - however, you do live a little far away from me. I don't mind an hour or 2 in the car, but looking at the BCF map, you're more like 2 - 3 hours away.
Still, when i'm foaming at the mouth and utterly desperate, i may call upon your services.
Will i need my passport and a visa if i head all that way up there?


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PostPosted: 15:25 - 17 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
1hr8mins to Reading according to Google Maps, it's quite possible to get pretty much as weed (sold in £10 bags and £20 bags) as you want between about 1pm and 10pm. Don't expect 'good' weed, its been mostly alright recently (not amsterdam quality but it burns, ashes properly, and gets you stoned) but sometime they've had some real crap there (when grit weed was at its worst).

Cannabis is sold here. Smile
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PostPosted: 15:34 - 17 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
mistergixer wrote:

Still, when i'm foaming at the mouth and utterly desperate, i may call upon your services.
Will i need my passport and a visa if i head all that way up there?


Wink


No problem, pm me anytime Thumbs Up

You'd get through the border ok, things have become somewhat laxer over the past few years, As long as you have a passable knowledge of ferrets or pigeons or at least can sing the first verse of Ilkley moor ba tat you'll be welcomed with open arms Smile
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