Tories 'may sell off Met Office'

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[WishayKillie]

[Asharin]

Good evening, this is BBC weather, a subscription only service. For those of you without a subscription, here is some cheap elevator music.
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[The Shaggy D.A.]

Cut and paste for all your weather forecasting needs :-

"It's Britain. Expect rain."
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[Asharin]

TBH I find the best way to predict the weather is to look out the window. It's about as reliable as the met office.
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[Hetzer]

The gradual destruction and decline of a once advanced country. Same thing is happening to the US and most other old-school advanced countries. There's a definite link between the rise in population and the declination of societies once an advantageous peak has been reached and then exceeded. It's a bit like being in a boat that initially floats a bit high due to low weight carried, and rides badly, then settles down and goes quite well as a good weight is reached, then starts to wallow as the weight becomes too much. Finally water starts coming in over the edges and that's when the frantic bailing starts.

Labour are bailing water like cvnts right now, but it's only putting off the inevitable sinking of the floundering boat. The tory scum are promising bigger buckets of course.
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[Harold_Shand]

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Nicely put. A bit depressing but true. It's why I really don't understand Britain updating trident, ID cards, going to war, Foreign aid, England funding scottish and welsh assemblies, Olympics, benefits system, mass immigration and generally acting billy big bollocks on the world stage.
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Harold_Shand's theory might be the best explanation.

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[Hetzer]

[Skudd]

It's just a storm in a tea cup and will blow over.
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[Chriss]

Fwiw, the Met office have to be right 51% of the time to meet their current conditions for the military.

In Air Traffic, we prefer the string method of telling the weather...

String wet -> rain
String blowing in X direction -> Wind from X direction
String hidden in cloud -> Foggy
Etc.
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[mistergixer]

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[MisterT]

I ain't gettin' on no plane. I ain't drinkin' no milk.

Fool.

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