Whitney Houston flashes her knockers (nearly).

[Raffles]

Did anybody see Whitney Houston on X FACTOR this evening? She was out of this world, literally! She was so off her face she made Robbie Williams performance of last week seem pretty normal. She was so shit-faced that she forgot to fasten her dress straps properly and almost did a Judy Finnegan. It made the rest of the mundane show almost bearable.
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[Ste]

tbh, even if anyone did see it, I doubt many people will admit to watching X Factor.

[wizzzard]

Even if she had stripped butt naked and riden cowel across the stage it would still have been unwatchable rubbish
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[Raffles]

I didn't actually watch the programme. I was mending my bike in the kitchen and Mrs raffles had the television on and I just happened to catch bits of it. Honest!
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[wizzzard]

That would be believable if you didn't have a feck off double garage to work in plus Mrs raffles would tear your nads off if you brought the bike in the house.
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[Ariel Badger]

She is clean now but shows the ravages of years of chemical abuse, her performance was not bad though.
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[MarJay]

She looks awful.
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[Skudd]

That's just wrong.
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[Dragonfly]

It was fastened right she was bulging out of it at the back. I had to go through that agony of that performance just to see that
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[Ariel Badger]

Her dress did remind me slightly of that mad Scotts woman on Britain's got talent, she was unsure about the position of her feet a few times and seem to have the desire to show us her pants.
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[colin1]

Ironic that her performance on X factor, is over-ambitious missed notes, with good, but not quite perfect delivery.

Still good, but just somehow not quite right.

Although to be fair she warmed up near the end.
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[UnknownStuntm...]

She was fucking shitfaced. No doubt. What really made me chuckle was this thread yesterday.

[mistergixer]

At least when the dress popped open it spared us the bulging back-fat that was oozing out.
I reckon the reason she got shitfaced prior to the performance was because she was a bit miffed at having to follow on after talentless jam-eating scrubber Cheryl Cole.
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[Feasty]

I can't believe you're all wittering on about her dress straps coming apart when the most obvious thing was how long her dress was! She had to keep grabbing a handful of it and yanking upwards just so she could walk!

Was hilarious though that all the contestants did a much better job of it than the professionals. What I can't believe is no-one has killed the twins yet, they are awful!!

(So my wife told me anyway, I didn't see it myself )


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[Dragonfly]

I had to go and see who these twins where that everyone is ranting about, facebook status all weekend of friends apoligising because they cant vote in the sout of Ireland and its not their fault they are in there.

So I looked them up. Are they some gay karoke act? what are they? how did they get there? why:? whats wrong with everything here ??? I am confused. How did they get there.

https://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/tv_and_radio/article6880827.ece
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All the breast.
Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

[Dragonfly]

I had to go and see who these twins where that everyone is ranting about, facebook status all weekend of friends apoligising because they cant vote in the sout of Ireland and its not their fault they are in there.

So I looked them up. Are they some gay karoke act? what are they? how did they get there? why:? whats wrong with everything here ??? I am confused. How did they get there.

https://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/tv_and_radio/article6880827.ece
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All the breast.
Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

[Dragonfly]

I had to go and see who these twins where that everyone is ranting about, facebook status all weekend of friends apoligising because they cant vote in the sout of Ireland and its not their fault they are in there.

So I looked them up. Are they some gay karoke act? what are they? how did they get there? why:? whats wrong with everything here ??? I am confused. How did they get there.

https://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/tv_and_radio/article6880827.ece
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All the breast.
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He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

[Ste]

[amnesia]

Awful dress, way too long and did nothing but make her look like a fat cow.

Her eyes gave her away. That and her first shambling steps at the top of the stairs.

Awful performance. Carried by her backing singers. A few warbled notes do not make a good performance.


Still, as a follow on from the 'live' Britney 'trailer-trash' Spears performance last season I guess it was OK
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[hellkat]

I don't think her norks were in *that* much danger of falling out, poor old girl, she's in a right old state, isn't she.

That dress length really is shoite.
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