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PostPosted: 07:59 - 21 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Lovely story. What's your point?
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PostPosted: 08:02 - 21 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
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He is a velcro saleman, he is simply proving that it can withstand speeds of 120 mph Laughing
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PostPosted: 08:04 - 21 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
A) How do you know it had a turbo fitted?
B) How did you see him change the plate if you were still on the bike at the back?
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PostPosted: 08:04 - 21 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Learn how to structure sentences and paragraphs at the very least.
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PostPosted: 08:05 - 21 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
effit wrote:
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What's your point?


He is a velcro saleman, he is simply proving that it can withstand speeds of 120 mph Laughing


I would hope a velcro salesman would know how to spell the name of the product he's pushing Laughing
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PostPosted: 08:43 - 21 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
If you want us to believe that, at least don't start the story with 'one day'

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Once upon a time is much more believable Mr. Green
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Tony is that you? Did he then slow down to 50mph and hit a car reversing out of the driveway and the cat A writeoff the bike?
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One time, at band camp...
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PostPosted: 10:18 - 21 Oct 2009    Post subject: Re: Velcrow Number PLate Reply with quote
bikerdudematt wrote:
yamaha r1 Turbo yess turbo


i wasnt aware yamaha made such a model. Is it part of the new 2010 Yess range?
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He's 15, he's from Suffolk.
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PostPosted: 10:49 - 21 Oct 2009    Post subject: Re: Velcrow Number PLate Reply with quote
bikerdudematt wrote:
one day me and my dad were on his 2008 gsxr 750 , we were on the way to coppdock bike show. well when we were on the motorway a copper in his car overtook us at a normal speed then when the cop car got in front of us the biker behind the cop car on a yamaha r1 Turbo yess turbo pulled up beside the cop car and put his middle finger up to the cop car then wheeiled the rest of the way down the motorway well over 120mph lol then took his velcrow number place of in the distance and changed it.


and somehow the coppers didn't see him changing it???
and he outran the radio too!!
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PostPosted: 10:52 - 21 Oct 2009    Post subject: Re: Velcrow Number PLate Reply with quote
bikerdudematt wrote:
one day me and my dad were on his 2008 gsxr 750 , we were on the way to coppdock bike show. well when we were on the motorway a copper in his car overtook us at a normal speed then when the cop car got in front of us the biker behind the cop car on a yamaha r1 Turbo yess turbo pulled up beside the cop car and put his middle finger up to the cop car then wheeiled the rest of the way down the motorway well over 120mph lol then took his velcrow number place of in the distance and changed it.


Course he did!

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PostPosted: 10:55 - 21 Oct 2009    Post subject: Re: Velcrow Number PLate Reply with quote
doovydoo wrote:

i wasnt aware yamaha made such a model. Is it part of the new 2010 Yess range?

I wasn't aware Honda made a Hornet with dual front lights... is that the 2010 model in your avatar? Wink
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PostPosted: 11:09 - 21 Oct 2009    Post subject: Re: Velcrow Number PLate Reply with quote
doovydoo wrote:
bikerdudematt wrote:
yamaha r1 Turbo yess turbo


i wasnt aware yamaha made such a model. Is it part of the new 2010 Yess range?


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PostPosted: 11:42 - 21 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
truslack wrote:


He is a velcro saleman, he is simply proving that it can withstand speeds of 120 mph Laughing


I would hope a velcro salesman would know how to spell the name of the product he's pushing Laughing[/quote]
Laughing Velcrow?
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PostPosted: 12:25 - 21 Oct 2009    Post subject: Re: Velcrow Number PLate Reply with quote
G wrote:
doovydoo wrote:

i wasnt aware yamaha made such a model. Is it part of the new 2010 Yess range?

I wasn't aware Honda made a Hornet with dual front lights... is that the 2010 model in your avatar? Wink


err.. yes.. no.. i mean.. errm.. sometimes.. hurumph..


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PostPosted: 13:03 - 21 Oct 2009    Post subject: Re: Velcrow Number PLate Reply with quote
bikerdudematt wrote:
one day me and my dad were on his 2008 gsxr 750 , we were on the way to coppdock bike show. well when we were on the motorway a copper in his car overtook us at a normal speed then when the cop car got in front of us the biker behind the cop car on a yamaha r1 Turbo yess turbo pulled up beside the cop car and put his middle finger up to the cop car then wheeiled the rest of the way down the motorway well over 120mph lol then took his velcrow number place of in the distance and changed it.

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PostPosted: 14:20 - 21 Oct 2009    Post subject: Re: Velcrow Number PLate Reply with quote
doovydoo wrote:
bikerdudematt wrote:
yamaha r1 Turbo yess turbo


i wasnt aware yamaha made such a model. Is it part of the new 2010 Yess range?


WTF do kids do in school these days? Surely you learn to spell the word 'yes' when you're about 5 years old. BikerBSMatt, stop spending your time making up stories in a futile attempt to impress other dipshits on the internet and go back to school.
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Funny as fuck... I love these little story's children come out with.
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