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binge · Emo Kiddy Joined: 03 Jul 2004 Karma :

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Walking my Cats on lead with Roxanne.

They have both been indoor cats since they were born. Not only are they not cut out for the out door world. Fire (On the left) has brain damage. Notice the Dilated pupils. He is a bit slow. He's 4 years old but thinks he's still a full on kitten.

Honey, On the right, Is just too slow and fat to be an out door cat. She wouldn't be agile enough to get away from danger.

So Instead, Roxanne insists that we walk them. I look like a fucking mincer with a little cat on the end of a lead.

So who else is gay enough to walk their cats on lead?

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Throttle · Crazy Courier Joined: 02 Jul 2009 Karma :

Is it like walking a dog? Where do you take them?

I hope you covered your face

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Dragonfly · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Karma :

I used to do that to my cat to Laughing

Years ago that now, she does get out on me but comes back again after she has beaten all the cats and dogs up in the estate Rolling Eyes

hense why i dont walk her anymore on a lead lol I have a dog for that now.
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binge · Emo Kiddy Joined: 03 Jul 2004 Karma :

Fire will walk like I walk my Rhodesian Ridgeback. He will follow me along.

Honey is a stubborn fat bitch, And wont go where you go. You have to walk where she wants to go. Laughing

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What the fuck is it with people having 'indoor cats'?

It's only fat and crap at defending itself because you never let it outside to learn how to be a cat.

This indoor cat business is a vicious circle. The longer you keep it indoors, the lamer and more useless it gets, and the more you decide it's better off indoors, and on and on.

It's like your parents not letting you go to school and then, at the age of ten when you are a spastic who can't communicate, deciding that you'd get bullied at school so they better keep you at home to keep you safe.

Devils Advocate · World Chat Champion Joined: 18 Apr 2009 Karma :

Words can`t express just how much i hate cats....so i wont even try.

yes,you do look like a proper mincer ...but women have a habit of making blokes look like complete and utter tools in public so i wont hold it against you.

binge · Emo Kiddy Joined: 03 Jul 2004 Karma :

Honey was a breeding cat. We got them off Roxannes parents who breed Cats.

Fire is one of Honey's kittens.
He is brain damaged so cant go out.

And because Honey has been a breeding cat all her life, She's in no fit state to be an outdoor cat.

Hence they are both kept indoors.

Ben

binge · Emo Kiddy Joined: 03 Jul 2004 Karma :

Also they are quite valuable Bengal Cats. Not alot of Bengal Owners let their cats out.

The Artist · Super Spammer Joined: 06 Jan 2008 Karma :

Our cat is awesome. Never really grew up size wise. It is male but doesn't have proper balls, it never developed even though it is about 3-4 years old.

Best bit is when we go away we don't need to leave food, it hunts and eats mice. We do feed it normally though.

Walking a cat is more gay than taking it in the ass.

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mistergixer · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Karma :

FFS, shame on you - man up, grow a pair and stop letting your missus emasculate you.
Go drink some beer, watch some porn and try to retain that last particle of masculinity which is shortly to leave your body.
Next time your missus insists that you go and walk your cats, try knocking her about a bit - it's what real men do.

Wink

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binge · Emo Kiddy Joined: 03 Jul 2004 Karma :

We've got the Rhodie too. So when I want to gain back my masculinity, I walk her. Laughing

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As for cat breeding. I don't really know anything about it. But Roxanne's parents breed Siamese cats now. Any runts or un-wanted kittens, Their house is big enough to keep them as pets.

They have about 9 or 10 cats at the moment. Proper animal lovers.
The Bengal's we've now got didn't get on too well with the Siamese cats, Which is why we got them.

Ben

mistergixer · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Karma :

Mmmmmm, i think it's fairly clear who wears the trousers in the binge household.

(I'll give you a clue, it's neither you, the cats or the dog).

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Phoenix · Twisted Firestarter Joined: 01 Aug 2002 Karma :

My neighbour at a previous residence had a cat and it would wait down near the main road out of the estate for her to walk by on her way home and would then walk the 1/4mile or so back alongside her on the pavement, I thought it was quite cool to see a cat walking with someone. No doubt instigated by the fact she had no cat flap so it was coming back for food but it could've just waited at the flat.

I still wouldn't walk one on a lead though you big gayer Wink

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Real men walk ferrets

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SpicyBlimp · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Oct 2007 Karma :

Fire's got that hypnotoad look about it Laughing

ZRX61 · Victor Meldrew Joined: 05 Nov 2003 Karma :

Fuck me, not only are you a big puff for walking the fucking cat, but one of the bastards is a fucking window licker..

Outdoor cats = vermin

the grim reaper · World Chat Champion Joined: 29 Jun 2005 Karma :

We have two outdoor cats, one a black and white moggy (Rossi) and one a completely batshit mental Bengal cross (Monty). It always makes me laugh when you get dog owners who reckon cats aren't affectionate, can't show their owners any love or be a 'proper pet'.

A domesticated animal is a domesticated animal, end of story, Monty is ridiculously affectionate, to the point where he will follow the missus round the house, purring non-stop.

Cats suit our lifestyle, we'll have dogs when I retire, so they can be properly looked after and walked regularly, a couple of Malamutes is looking likely. Dogs are no better or worse than cats though, IMO, just different and less independent. Our cats are outside all night and all day, except weekends, then they come in and veg throughout the evening.

Cheers

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Tonka · World Chat Champion Joined: 11 Jun 2008 Karma :

My cats were indoor cats for the first 9 months of their lives as I wanted to spend time with them and didn't want them being stolen as they were young and entire (ie. breeding potential).

Once they had been neutered and it got to Spring they started going outside by themselves. It worked well at my place but when I visited a friend their house was in town, so in order for them to get some air I had to take them on leads and harnesses.

One of them walked nicely, the other just threw himself on the ground and when he did get to his feet always went the opposite way to the other one - tangled lead chaos! Funnily enough he is the one who will follow after me when I walk the dog - we get so far up the track before he stops walking, starts shouting and then turns back!

I gave up!! They are still indoors at night though to try and prevent too much wildlife carnage at dawn and dusk and any cat fighting with the feral toms that only lurk in the dark!
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the grim reaper · World Chat Champion Joined: 29 Jun 2005 Karma :

Monty is only a Bangal cross but he was still £120 when we bought him. This is him as a kitten, he's pretty much kept his colouring intact and is a very cute cat, albeit totally mental.

https://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b176/paul3011/small_Bengal-British-Shorthair-B-1.jpg

Cheers

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