Finally got to work with the hot GTP

[Ariel Badger]

We have a new teacher on the Graduate Training Program in school. She is very pretty and has been making me go all wobbly every time I see her but up until now I have had no direct contact. I have a thing about young slim Asian girls and she ticks all the boxes.
Any way.... Yesterday she bought a class into our faculty to use our IT suite and naturally I got chatting to her. What i had put down as aloofness was intense shyness (Especialy with mad, bad biker types ). Once she realised I did not actualy bite the heads from chickens we had a nice "getting to know you" session.
A photo was taken of us by my mate Gareth but you can only just see her elegant hand but nothing else. I can be seen quite clearly. Why on the day I get to meet the hot chick do I have to be dressed like this?
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[Faldo]

You look like a right wally , Wali .
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[Devils Advocate]

[Whosthedaddy]

Never mind riding your badger, get in there and give her badger a good running in!

I have to agree that you're never going to pull after that costume.
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[growler]

why oh why are you dressed by that??????
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DILLIGAF

[Ariel Badger]

We were having a dimension day with the history faculty on the theme of medieval times. We were running a couple of projects including lessons on levers and forces using the principles behind a trebuchet to demonstrate with. The kids then experimented with my trebby kits and we shot ping pong balls about like a gang of Thai whores.
At some stage during the planning it was decided that we dress in period costume. We were going to use a reputable theatrical supplier but someone decided a fancy dress shop was cheaper. One of my colleagues was heard to say we looked like we were getting ready for a budget porn movie.
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[the grim reaper]

Why is it that when one is making a tit of oneself, there is always a fit woman to witness it? One of the unexplained mysteries of the world

Cheers

Grim
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Adverts don't always work: Remember that advert, where the army are running across the desert and they have a wounded man on a stretcher. They get to a ravine, the bridge is down and a caption pops up that says, 'What are you thinking?'. I don't know about you but I was thinking, 'Christ, I'm glad I'm not in the f***ing army'.

[dextersaurus]

[Ariel Badger]

At my age wobbly is all it does
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[dextersaurus]