need help with 3 things - boobs or bike?

[gallimar]

3 things

my mulhacen 125cc is almost 2 months old but the chain keeps rattling and getting looser every 70 odd miles - can i get a stronger chain or does the problem lay with something else. could it be rattling cus the suspension is to stiff or i am to light and the swing arm isnt giving enough space for it not to rattle when my weight is on the bike?

also the matt black paint is starting to come off on the exhaust under the heat guard, what kind of good stuff can i get to repaint it?

also my girlfriend wants fake boobs - ive raised 3grand for them - its either them or a new motorbike 600cc and a full bike license, hardest decision ive ever had to make

[snomag]

Easy.

Get a new bike and you'll get loads of boobs for free .

[Feasty]

I think you'd really need to post some pic's of your girlfriend in her current condition first before we could really make an educated decision on this.

It all depends on the levels of 'drop' currently existing on the 'double bubble' frontage. Sometimes the fairings just need a good waxing, priming and attention to improve looks that could otherwise cost £1000's to replace.
Most importantly, rideability comes into play here. Is there sufficient 'grabbage' to stop yourself or indeed her falling off at inappropriate moments? Or is there a real need for an upgrade to improve front end bounce?

As for the bike, who knows!?


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[wizzzard]

Easy decision, fake boobs are awful, go for the bike
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[MonkeyKnuckle]

Get the bike.


Fake boobs are horrible, sure they may be big but it's not the same. Anyway, if she wants them then she can buy them herself.
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[Carl_steveo]

Fake boobs are horrible horrible inventions. Plus she'll get a new chesty portion and then fuck off with someone else and your 3 grand in her bra. Get a new bike it'll be more fun anyway.
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[Skudd]

Get the bike as the fake boobs will fuck off one day, if someone nicks you bike insurance gets you a new one, if some nicks the tits you have to spend a fortune to get even a bog standard droopy set.
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[The Shaggy D.A.]

Spend £1500 on a decent used bike and blow the rest on tarts that already have the big boobies.
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[Pete.]

Get her one fake boob and buy a 300cc bike instead of a 600
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132.9mph off and walked away. Gear is good, gear is good, gear is very very good

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[Alex A]

The bike. At least you'll still own something for your three grand.

The boobs might run off and it's bye bye £3000.
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[Bigbaggiesbik...]

Go for the boobs!

Then pimp out your bird and buy a 600cc.

Remember though, once you have bought her the boobs, we need to see pics or its not true and you have infact actually spent the money on a willy extention!
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[neatbik]

Go for the bike.
At least you KNOW that you'll be the only one to ride that one....

(Im not saying your relationship is in question, but how pissed would you be if she fucked off and some other bloke was getting the benefit.. )

[metalangel]

Bike. Placky num-nums are horrendous. I'd sooner slurp on Lily Allen's mosquito bites than Pamela Anderson's fake bazookas.
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[Rowey]

Which do you prefer riding?
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[G]

Why not get some silicone implants and stick them on your bike tank?
Should cost a lot less with out the operations and you get to feel fake boobs any time you like .

Also - you should be able to get a decently performing bike (early R6/GSXR600 K) and pass your test for under £2k. Well under if you shop around well.

[Pete.]

Seriously now, think very carefully about this girl's motives. The mere fact that she's willing to accept a few £k off you for breast enlargement speaks volumes. Ask yourself if she's overtly suffering self-esteem problems because of her flatness or is she simply looking for a way to boost her popularity with the boys? Even if she doesn't have it in mind right now (yeah right) how are you going to feel if she has the breast enlargement but also develops an ego enlargement when she realises she's just multiplied the attention she gets severalfold. Will the attention she's never had before go to her head and if that happens will you be able to hold onto your 'investment'.

My advice: tell her you aren't going to give her the money. Her reaction will tell you all you need to know. If she accepts and supports your decision, you got a good'un but your moral problem just got harder to deal with. If she tries a different tack to get the same money out of you or continues to pressurize you for it despite knowing you plan to spend it on a new bike, she's in it for herself and you'll be well-rid of the selfish cow. If she blows-up and dumps you outright you dodged a bullet big-time.

Personally, I'd only consider paying for DD funbags for the woman I was married to. For a casual girlfriend - no bloody way!
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132.9mph off and walked away. Gear is good, gear is good, gear is very very good

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Get Both.
1 boob (she can see if she likes it and save up for the other if so)
1 2nd hand superbike (you can see if you like it..blah.....)


Pat
I'd suggest she doesn't go for a 38GG. That'd just look silly
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Buy a new chain & sprockets and get her new tits.

What's wrong with her natural tits? Bee stings?

EDIT/ I've just noticed that it's girl friend and not wife. A new bike won't dump you when it's gets attention from someone better looking and richer than you.

Fcuk her tits (so to speak), get a new bike and a new gf with big tits.

[hornetmike]

get a bike , then you'll ave something to play with when she leaves you
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[Dragonfly]

Get bike, your gf may bog off on you after new boobs are installed yet your bike wont do this on you. plus real boobs all the way! tell her you love her how she is and get a bike.
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