How much do you (or your neighbours) spend on sex toys?

[cagiva gezzer]

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Anyone from Upminster? As you're number one. . .
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[WishayKillie]

MOTHERWELL is the 534th sexiest place in the UK and spends most on Condoms!

People in Motherwell spend 0.9 times the national average on their sex lives overall. Detention for you!
They spend 1.4 times the national average on Condoms (splendid!) and 1.4 times the national average on Sexy Shoes & Boots (first class!).


We are ranked 534 in the UK

The map is quite cool, well seeing (in Scotland) that the Aberdeen, Elgin and Forres are all coloured red, all the men are either on Oil Rigs or Fishing boats
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[Flip]

I'll never look at the locals the same...

https://www.bikechatforums.com/download.php?id=68827

[imanupstart]

LUTON is the 369th sexiest place in the UK and spends most on Better Sex for Him!

Wahey come to Luton lads


How much does Luton spend compared to the national average?
3. Anal Sex Toys 1.2x

[defblade]

Seems like we buy a lot of DVDs around here.

....well, they, do. I just stream free stuff off the internet
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[kat250]

FORRES is the 19th sexiest place in the UK and spends most on Adult DVDs!
Adult DVDs Sex Games

People in Forres spend 2.5 times the national average on their sex lives overall. Skill!

They spend 6.1 times the national average on Adult DVDs (i say!) and 5.1 times the national average on Sex Games (keep it up!).



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In the words of banditshigh "would you blow me to f*ck"

[LeeR]

Wow apparently Gloucester comes in at no.29
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[Luke_Retrofly]

Reading is the 6th Sexist, bunch of kinky bastards
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Fuck you bitch I'm in the top 10 list I can do the what the fuck I want!

[The Original Muzza]

Me and the missus spent about £200 each on lovehoney last christmas.

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Pay for sex toys? See, that's what's wrong with this country, it's lost its "bloke in the shed" inventiveness that made it great. Nothing wrong with a cucumber for her and a couple of elastic bands, a marigold, a rolled up towel and a tub of Swarfega for him.
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[brooky]

[warped one]

Cleethorpes is ranked 62nd and spends most on kinky boots and shoes,

5.4x the national average on kinky boots and shoes
4.2x the national average on sexy costumes
2.8x the nation average on male sex toys

Whereas Louth is ranked 864th

1.3x the national average on fetish costumes
0.6x the national average on condoms - no wonder they are shooting them out left right and centre

Warped
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[JonB]

Chard is ranked 886th.

Yet it is well below average for expenditure on condoms. I guess looking at the council estates that figures.
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[Ste]

Trowbridge is 306th

2.2 x national average on sexy costumes
1.9 x national average on erotic books
1.3 x national average on male sex toys


Most popular sex toys in Trowbridge

1. TENGA Flip Hole Masturbator
The greatest sex toy for men ever made? We think so! The TENGA Flip Hole is a state-of-the-art masturbation device for men. It looks and feels like no other male sex toy ever made. 3 buttons create separate, individually controlled actions - go for it!

3. Pink Lady Fleshlight
The legendary US Pink Lady Fleshlight sex toy for men! A soft, pliable non-vibrating sleeve made from patented high-quality material, the Pink Lady Fleshlight gives incredibly realistic sensations.

5. Utensil Race Extreme Hip Life Size Realistic Japanese Vagina and Ass
The amazing technology of the innovative Utensil Race series of masturbators is now available in the full size Extreme Hip version! Featuring revolutionary zero diameter technology that replicates the feel of pushing through layers of muscle!

7. Adam and Eve Carmen Luvana CyberSkin Missionary Style Pussy & Ass
This heart-stoppingly realistic mould of Adam and Eve adult superstar Carmen Luvana really does look and feel like the real thing, thanks to the awesome feel of Cyberskin and thrilling full vaginal and anal detailing. Powerful removable bullet, too.

8.
Bad Boy Prostate Vibrator
Warning: intense orgasm imminent! Hit your sweet spots perfectly every time with the awesome silicone Bad Boy. Its dual action massages the prostate and perineum - truly mind-blowing. 100% waterproof and unique, angled design for hands-free fun.

9. LoveHoney 7 Function Vibrating Magic Cock Ring 2.0
Best Cock Ring Ever! FACT! Powered by the phenomenal Magic Bullet 2.0, the multi-nubbed Magic Cock Ring makes him harder for longer and delivers orgasmic pleasure for her - simply push the button and cycle through 7 tremendous speeds and pulses.

10. CB-3000 Male Chastity Kit
Now in black! Larger than our best-selling CB-2000, the CB-3000 male chastity kit represents the natural lines of the penis and is designed to be worn for long periods of time. More and more couples are exploring chastity play in their relationships...

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

[The999Kid]

HATFIELD is the 173rd sexiest place in the UK and spends most on Sex Games!

1. Pink Lady Fleshlight - The legendary US Pink Lady Fleshlight sex toy for men! A soft, pliable non-vibrating sleeve made from patented high-quality material, the Pink Lady Fleshlight gives incredibly realistic sensations.

2. We-Vibe Clitoral and G-Spot Vibrator - As seen on The Alan Titchmarsh Show! LoveHoney is the official We-Vibe retailer of the 2008 Sex Toy of the Year. This unique clitoral and G-spot vibrator has 2 motors and it can be used alone or worn while you make love to deliver thrilling sensations.

3. LoveHoney Jessica Rabbit 2.0 Rabbit Vibrator - The world's most popular vibrator just got better! The LoveHoney Jessica Rabbit 2.0 is the new and improved rabbit vibrator that's destined to give you more sheet-clenching, moan-inducing, lip-quivering orgasms than ever before. Experience it today!

4. Utensil Race Extreme Hip Life Size Realistic Japanese Vagina and Ass - The amazing technology of the innovative Utensil Race series of masturbators is now available in the full size Extreme Hip version! Featuring revolutionary zero diameter technology that replicates the feel of pushing through layers of muscle!

5. Sportsheets Deluxe Bondage Bedsheet Kit - Revolutionize your bedroom with the original Sportsheets Bondage Bedsheet! A fitted, velvet-like Velcro-compatible bedcover with 4 easy to place anchor pads, it will revolutionise your sex life!
6. Tracey Cox Supersex Rabbit Vibrator - World exclusive! TV sex expert Tracey Cox has teamed up with LoveHoney to produce a Rabbit that's easier to use, more powerful, and more orgasmic than any other rabbit!

7. TENGA Flip Hole Masturbator - The greatest sex toy for men ever made? We think so! The TENGA Flip Hole is a state-of-the-art masturbation device for men. It looks and feels like no other male sex toy ever made. 3 buttons create separate, individually controlled actions - go for it!

8. Paris Fleshlight Girls Lotus Fleshlight - Fleshlight Girls - now in the UK! The World's Best-Selling Male Sex Toy meets some of the world's hottest adult stars! A knee-trembling unique pink Lotus insert expertly moulded from Paris's vagina. You sexy adventure starts here!

9. Pink Lady Stamina Training Unit Fleshlight - UK exclusive! The Pink Lady Fleshlight STU allows you to take that pressure off and train yourself in an environment that simulates the unmistakable feel and intense sensation of intercourse, without the pressures and anxieties of trying to perform.

10. Tracey Cox Supersex Bullet Vibrator - A slim, super-strong waterproof vibe from sex expert Tracey Cox. The Supersex Bullet Vibrator is small enough to take anywhere but strong enough to deliver intense vibrations whenever you need it. Stylish and discreet, it's perfect wherever you go!
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[el_oso]

the disturbing thing is that Upminster generally has a aged population .
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[LankyPaddy]

I was born in Reading and went to Uni in Nottingham, no wonder I'm a dirty ****
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

[sextoys]

The sex toys are sold in numerous sex shops and online sites. The range of sex toys offered is amazing. The price is also quite reasonable. So enlighten your sexual life with sex toys.
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[Dom_]

STOKE-ON-TRENT is the 86th sexiest place in the UK and spends most on Sexy Shoes & Boots!

[chris-red]

I live about a mile from upminister
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[bladerunner]

Well I never.....ISLE OF ANGLESEY is the 21st sexiest county in the UK and spends most on Better Sex For Her!


must be all the sheep shaggin so the women get a little left out
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