Husband and wife joke

[Pussy Magnet]

"When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him."


A husband and wife are eating soup. the wife spills soup all over her and says:
"Oh no, I look like a pig"
"yes and you also have soup all over you!"


Wife asked : What are two things you cannot have for breakfast?
Husband : Lunch and Dinner..


A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

[Mr.Everready]

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the undemocratically unelected mod of the Scottish section

[MattHirst]

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It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt, then it's bloody hilarious!!!

[Alexio]

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will never give up his CG. I look at my fuel gauge more as a progress bar than a fuel gauge.
G: With my GSXR I do often effectively use it as a scooter with a clutch in town.
ms51ves3: why does it need 500 miles? Are you teaching it how to be a piston?

[warped one]

You B@stard, that just took me 15minutes to get through.

Warped
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[Alexio]

IE sucks. It simply hangs there trying to handle it all for a long time. Firefox is still rocking in comparison.
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will never give up his CG. I look at my fuel gauge more as a progress bar than a fuel gauge.
G: With my GSXR I do often effectively use it as a scooter with a clutch in town.
ms51ves3: why does it need 500 miles? Are you teaching it how to be a piston?

[aargh]

I know that you guys get so angry but I should admit.. I love my wife!
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A rider from Istanbul, TR.
'06 Yamaha YBR 125 black | '04 Suzuki GS 500 blue | '04 Suzuki DL 650 V-Strom black | '17 Honda NC 750X red | '17 Honda CRF1000L Africa Twin Tricolor | '22 Aprilia Tuono 660 Factory Dark