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[Wilson123]

I stopped viewing these forums but something amazing happened the other day so I just had to come and share it with you lot

I was riding with my Dad to Bolton from Oldham to get my bike serviced, he usually maxes his bike out when I go on the back of it at least once but he couldn't because of all the traffic :l He has an SV1000 anyway

Anyway on the way back, me riding my YBR 125 following him on his SV1000 he pulls to the side of the road and I'm like shit what is he doing

Anyway he only walks over to me and tells me to ride his bike home I laughed thinking he was joking, but no, after six years he is finally trusting me with his almighty superbike

Anyway I'm riding it home and I'm not going to lie it felt so right, I didn't open it up following him because I'm guessing he was already shitting his pants that I'd fall off or crash it or get caught speeding so I just cruised, we were on our way to a bike shop in Rochdale which isn't far from Oldham to look at a new GSX-R750 for him

Oh and by the way I've never seen so many police in my life while I was on his bike, I was chav'd out and still they didn't click on

Anyway at the bike shop I asked if I could take it on the motorway

Unlike my Dad, he is like ok follow me, so I followed him to the A627. At the traffic lights he said don't redline it in first and I'll meet you at mine.

So here I am, waiting for the lights to turn green on the most powerful thing I've ever rode, by 800cc :l I take it on to the motorway, redline it in second.. it was unreal, suuuuucking it over the motorway I only got the balls to look at the speedo once and it indicated 151 and there was still a shit load of road to clear

You'll like this part

At the end of the motorway I was supposed to turn off to the slip road but I totally forgot about it so instead I carried on to go a slightly longer way (2 minutes longer) so I'm slowing down to take a bend which is only about 60 degrees, I look down and I'm doing 129mph even though I let off the revs a while back

So there I am doing 130 and not being able to turn as easily as people make it look in motoGP, I'm heading towards a load of trees and a hill

Before I knew it I was on the hard shoulder throwing myself to the right in an attempt to save my life(at this point I was certain that I was coming off), the back wheel went off the hard shoulder and on to the grass/stones/mud whatever it was and the back wheel just went west because there was no grip then the same thing happened that happens when your back tyre loses grip in the wet and catches it again, somehow thing flung my back tyre back on to the motorway

From that second I just wanted to get off the bike, I was shaking and I just couldn't wait to tell everyone :l

At the traffic lights I noticed one of the cars that saw me, as he got to the lights he opened his window and started clapping




Fin + Discuss
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Doug97 wrote: Fuck you, what they did was awesome. You just wish you had the balls to be like them, instead of being constantly afraid that there's a rule somewhere out there you might be breaking.

[Wilson123]

I burnt my 14 inch pizza writing this fucking story
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Doug97 wrote: Fuck you, what they did was awesome. You just wish you had the balls to be like them, instead of being constantly afraid that there's a rule somewhere out there you might be breaking.

[Skudd]

Oh Fuck!
Clip and paste all from the last threads.
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[Wilson123]

Wait, what
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Doug97 wrote: Fuck you, what they did was awesome. You just wish you had the balls to be like them, instead of being constantly afraid that there's a rule somewhere out there you might be breaking.

[Faraz]

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3 words dude.. Fvck. Yes.

[27cows]

I burnt my 14 inch dick reading it

[Skudd]

I bet it was only a 4" sausage roll and your mother got it from Sayers.
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Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[Wilson123]

[Philious]

Good for you
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[Wilson123]

[M1ke]

[Throttle]

[Wilson123]

[Wilson123]

[Philious]

[alun111]

Would have been better if you'd have highsided on to the motorway to be honest.
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[Fisty]

https://www.absolutad.com/gallery/originals_bullshit1_ranndino.jpg

please feel free to continue with more pictures peeps.
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[The Artist]

an sv1000 isnt really a superbike.

[swiftb]

[chillpill]

uh hu

you either have the coolest/twatiest dad in the world (im gona go wih the second one seeing as he raised a twat himself) or your chatting complete bull , ill let you decide shit head

[AngelGrinder]

Will a SV-1000 actually reach these speeds?

I'm not asking you wilson, I'm asking someone who 'knows' stuff.

You should try it by the way.
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[Flip]

[Noxious89123]

I lol'd

Then i slipped into a coma.


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[Flip]

[MarJay]

You're either a bot or the saddest individual on the net.
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