Squeegee bandits

[Ariel Badger]

I had my first encounter with a bunch of these idiots yesterday. How do you treat them? I just turned the wipers on and told him to F off, he then pretended that my wiper had hurt his thumb.
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[WildGoose]

There are lots on the arterial routes in and out of London. Scum and villainy, and in all likelehood, illegal aliens.

They can feel free to clean my windscreen, but they best have quick hands
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So in other words, he stopped you for being flagrantly in posession of a motorcycle in direct contravention of the Hippies, Darkies and People Whose Face I Don't Like The Look of (Police Powers) Act. 1976

[Phoenix]

I had an encounter with them when I first moved to Birmingham on the ringroad lights near the A34, had my window slightly open and bag of crisps on the dash, she reached and nicked that and left a dirty soapy heart on the windscreen and ran off which then smeared everywhere and made a right mess. The whole thing was new to me at the time, i'd assumed it was just a bunch of grubby looking locals waiting to cross the road. Now i'm wise, personally i'd suggest trapping them between the road and your wheels, but that's upto you.

[chris-red]

Just as one came to wash my mates windscreen he sprayed the washers and turned the wipers on.
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[Mister James]

99.9% of them are Romanians, who thanks to our membership of the EU are allowed to come here, and have the same (actually slightly more) rights as you or I.

Still an annoying nuisance, and watch out for the women's little trick of fiddling with their ladybits then shaking hands or touching you. They then accuse you of sexual assault, and the investigation finds their fishy juices all over you.
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[Dragonfly]

Dont have them here and I reckon there is a good reason we would run over them after they have cleaned our windshields. The people that sell the big issue gave up.
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[MattHirst]

Never had the squeegee bandits wash my windscreen but in Tesco's carpark (big one in batley if you know it) there are always the 'we will wash your car while you shop, just leave us your keys' immigrants.

Last time i went i had just got back from a week in scotland, car was FILTHY. I told them i had just washed it and he just said 'what a fine job you have done' (in his asian jibberish accent).

A few times they try bullying you into letting them wash your car, never works with me. Once or twice i've threatened to throw the bucket of water over them or run them over with my car, only for them to wash the blood off afterwards. Always work, they look rather scared and run off to find another unsuspecting victim
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It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt, then it's bloody hilarious!!!

[warped one]

Absolute buggers they are. We found that if you rev the engine and drop the clutch a little so you give a jerk, as they walk up they soon get the idea.

But why do they do it? When ever I was the bike, my hands go more wrinkly than a prostitues thighs on a saturday night.

Warped
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

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[Flip]

Never had it happen to me but I'd probably run over their feet etc.

[Mister James]

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