Hair in vomit.

[thegubner]

Is that bad?

Threw up a fair amount last night and there were 2 big clumps of long hair in it. The hair had turned white with weird green stuff sticking to it.

Must be er indoors as mines very short.

Cant remember chowing down on it at all so it must be in bed.

Its quite disgusting really and i'm just wondering if its nothing and to be ignored or do normal people visit the doctor over this sort of thing?

Cheers, cant dish karma though as i use a phone for the net and the karma buttons dont work.

[Skudd]

It was on Doc Martin the other week. Eating hair and making hair balls. It can be deadly. Do you spoon your other half at night? Could be the reason.
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[ms51ves3]

I've probably eaten quite a bit.

Only yesterday I was just about to eat some cheese on toast, and found one of my hairs wrapped in cheese

[thegubner]

Glad i hav'nt been eating it as such, but we lay in "spoons" every night and have done pretty much for the last seven years.

Ginger bitch.

[MattHirst]

Think you need to tell her to have a bit of a trim to be honest
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[Acemastr]

Tell her to shave before you go down on her next time.....
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[thegubner]

That ends always bald, real men only need to tell their wench how it should look once.

[Tarmacsurfer]

How violently were you upchucking? Do you shave your arse?
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[Clanger]

I think you should regard it as a good thing. It's a known fact that as blokes get older hair starts coming out of their ears and noses, you probably just sicked it up, thus giving your ears and nose a few more hairless years...
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Oi you! stop posting here and get back to turbo'ing! We haven't had an update for ages!
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[sickpup]

It sounds like a Bezoar and I'm quite upset that Tarmacsurfer didn't say it.

[Tarmacsurfer]

It would be a trichobezoar, bezoar is the generic name for a clump of foreign matter in the stomach.

It seemed funnier to ask about the shaven arse.
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[hellkat]

I reckon you just wanted us to collectively have to think of Guv's arse, shaven or unshaven.

Which is really horrid of you




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[thegubner]

There is an update anyway. . . .

Turns out that directly below the window i threw up out of and above the conservatory roof it landed on, is an outlet pipe for the bath/shower.

Due to more hair appearing i have to conclude that either . . . . Thats where the hair came from or my vomit hair is reproducing.