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MaybeGuy
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PostPosted: 18:06 - 12 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

the grindy feeling of broken bones grinding together.
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!! Mr. Green
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith
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PostPosted: 18:13 - 12 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

children
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PostPosted: 20:56 - 12 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

anal sex (giving NOT receiving!!!) Very Happy
cocaine every now and then Embarassed
taking risks and living on the edge Embarassed Very Happy

i`m sure there`s more but that`ll do for now. Wink
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lofty
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PostPosted: 20:57 - 12 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I actually quite like the feeling when I stretch my ear piercings up another size.
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JonB
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PostPosted: 21:04 - 12 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't really know if you shouldn't like it, but I love the feeling of a shit that has been delayed for at least half a day, the release is phenomenal.
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PostPosted: 21:07 - 12 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I always feel guilty after bukkake'ing the missus.

after .... NOT before, you undertsand.
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PostPosted: 21:10 - 12 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.emmawatsonpictures.org/emma-watson.jpg

When you're old enough to be their father its certainly wrong!
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PostPosted: 21:17 - 12 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whosthedaddy wrote:
its certainly wrong!

It's very wrong, Miss Granger was much sexier in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.
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PostPosted: 22:27 - 12 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chocolate. Retro tea cups.
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PostPosted: 01:18 - 13 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

When you have a mozzie bite, and after itching it raw, deciding to put some after bite stuff on it, and it stings like a good-un.....in a good way!
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PostPosted: 02:10 - 13 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

The pain you get from sit ups!
The ache you get in your arms after a good workout.
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PostPosted: 07:57 - 13 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tattoo needles.
End of.
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PostPosted: 08:08 - 13 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Filtering like a mofo and then speeding up some more, clenching one's sphincter when you pass within a hair's breadth of two heavy goods vehicles. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 08:23 - 13 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Picking scabs when they're not quite ready to come off












Just me then?
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PostPosted: 08:53 - 13 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

After doing some sort of physical work which leaves you muscles in pain, then massaging them. Its like a nice pain.
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PostPosted: 09:05 - 13 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

That moment just after you flew past something that, if you were an inch or two over you'd be dead, pinning the throttle and laughing like a mad man!! AAArrrrghhHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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PostPosted: 09:48 - 13 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tweezing nose hair.
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PostPosted: 10:01 - 13 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

testing HT leads by putting my finger up the plug cap and turning it over, contrary to popular belief CDI ignition is a tickle compared to points ignition, points make my arm go numb. Laughing


Cheers
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stinkwheel Well I just had my hands up a pigs fanny. Which makes your concerns pale into insignificance.
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PostPosted: 12:39 - 13 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Testing batteries on your tongue.
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PostPosted: 12:46 - 13 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

And seeing keith ledger play the joker so well ... Thumbs Up

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PostPosted: 12:52 - 13 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cumming, then carrying on for England.


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PostPosted: 13:52 - 13 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hollyoaks

ssshhhh..... it's our little secret.
Shhh!
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