What security device do you have?

[edeaton]

Hi Im doing a project on motorcycle security and would really apprciate if you could answer a few quick questions.

1. What type and name of security do you have? e.g. datatool s3 alarm etc
2. What is its price/value?
3. Best points? e.g. lightweight, easy to use, affordable
4. Worst points? e.g. bulky, heavy, expensive
5. A rating out of 10.

Thanks for reading, the more replies the better!

[Smooth]

4 massive chains
An air raid siren
A concrete bunker
electric fences
and a pack of hungry Rhodesian Ridgebacks.
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[G]

For those that haven't made it obvious in their other posts (I'm sure we can search the forum to find the details for a lot of users), could we also have....

6) What bikes you have (most expensive first)
7) Your postcode
8) A bit more detail about any specific flaws in the security equipment you have.
9) What times you tend to be out at work, on holiday etc with the bikes home.



Erm, on that, I'm afraid I won't be listing the security I use on my bike on a public forum.

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

A Herd of Tarantulas


Pat
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[instigator]

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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

^^spider monkeys are crap. caught my lot shagging instead of guarding.


Pat
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[Mystery]

i leave mine in the street attached with a piece of string to a lamppost and not had many problems yet
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[yen_powell]

9 years worth of grease, gunge and corrosion. Only a mental would nick mine and they are all too busy licking windows to worry about that.
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[Knacker]

1. What type and name of security do you have? Mines protected by thin air, i even leave the keys in it.
2. What is its price/value. the bike i dont no really once you've stolen it let me no how much you get for it.
3. Best points. Its fucking fast, makes girls gush at the sight of it,and the insurance wasnt too bad either
4. Worst points it. not great fuel economy,can only take 1 passenger.
5. A rating out of 10. Its mine so 10

I live at 10 downing street , That london.




Thanks for reading, the more replies the better! <-- this is the bit that really made me laugh, "Please tell me all your details the kids want a PS3 and modern warfare 2 for xmas and my escort's tax is out"
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Current: Gsxr 600 Srad - GS125 - DT125
Previous: K1 GSXR 1000

[Clanger]

Electric current, attached to a 12volt battery.
Big dog with very sharp teeth.
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Broken shards of glass set into the concrete.

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[27cows]

So how exactly is anyone going to know where you paranoiacs live to come and nick your bikes?

Ah, the OP is Derek Acorah

[doggone]

Connected directly to mains.

[Muscle Bike Rider]

Disc lock
Chain & Padlock
Alarmed Garage
Two very large mobile sets of teeth who are very protective of me and my property
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Old Bikes :2010 Kawasaki ER6 F & 2000 Honda VTR Firestorm
Current Bike : XJR1300

[The Tot]

Spunk on my handle bars, and a condom from an AIDS sufferer on my seat. That's all the security I need!
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[Mystery]

[Clanger]

[Ariel Badger]

A bit of a reputation with the local youth.
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[Alexio]

REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND 'TOP SECRET'. I AM SURE AND HAVE CONFIDENCE OF YOUR ABILITY AND RELIABILITY TO PROSECUTE A TRANSACTION OF THIS GREAT MAGNITUDE INVOLVING A PENDING TRANSACTION REQUIRING MAXIIMUM CONFIDENCE.

WE ARE TOP OFFICIAL OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL WHO ARE INTERESTED IN IMPORATION OF GOODS INTO OUR COUNTRY WITH FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN NIGERIA. IN ORDER TO COMMENCE THIS BUSINESS WE SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE US TRANSFER INTO YOUR ACCOUNT THE SAID TRAPPED FUNDS.

THE SOURCE OF THIS FUND IS AS FOLLOWS; DURING THE LAST MILITARY REGIME HERE IN NIGERIA, THE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS SET UP COMPANIES AND AWARDED THEMSELVES CONTRACTS WHICH WERE GROSSLY OVER-INVOICED IN VARIOUS MINISTRIES. THE PRESENT CIVILIAN GOVERNMENT SET UP A CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL AND WE HAVE IDENTIFIED A LOT OF INFLATED CONTRACT FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY FLOATING IN THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA READY FOR PAYMENT.

HOWEVER, BY VIRTUE OF OUR POSITION AS CIVIL SERVANTS AND MEMBERS OF THIS PANEL, WE CANNOT ACQUIRE THIS MONEY IN OUR NAMES. I HAVE THEREFORE, BEEN DELEGATED AS A MATTER OF TRUST BY MY COLLEAGUES OF THE PANEL TO LOOK FOR AN OVERSEAS PARTNER INTO WHOSE ACCOUNT WE WOULD TRANSFER THE SUM OF US$21,320,000.00(TWENTY ONE MILLION, THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND U.S DOLLARS). HENCE WE ARE WRITING YOU THIS LETTER. WE HAVE AGREED TO SHARE THE MONEY THUS; 1. 20% FOR THE ACCOUNT OWNER 2. 70% FOR US (THE OFFICIALS) 3. 10% TO BE USED IN SETTLING TAXATION AND ALL LOCAL AND FOREIGN EXPENSES. IT IS FROM THE 70% THAT WE WISH TO COMMENCE THE IMPORTATION BUSINESS.

PLEASE,NOTE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE AND WE HOPE TO COMMENCE THE TRANSFER LATEST SEVEN (7) BANKING DAYS FROM THE DATE OF THE RECEIPT OF THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIOM BY TEL/FAX; 234-1-7740449, YOUR COMPANY'S SIGNED, AND STAMPED LETTERHEAD PAPER THE ABOVE INFORMATION WILL ENABLE US WRITE LETTERS OF CLAIM AND JOB DESCRIPTION RESPECTIVELY. THIS WAY WE WILL USE YOUR COMPANY'S NAME TO APPLY FOR PAYMENT AND RE-AWARD THE CONTRACT IN YOUR COMPANY'S NAME.

WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING THIS BUSINESS WITH YOU AND SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS TRANSATION. PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF THIS LETTER USING THE ABOVE TEL/FAX NUMBERS. I WILL SEND YOU DETAILED INFORMATION OF THIS PENDING PROJECT WHEN I HAVE HEARD FROM YOU.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

DR CLEMENT OKON

NOTE; PLEASE QUOTE THIS REFERENCE NUMBER (VE/S/09/99) IN ALL YOUR RESPONSES.
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G: With my GSXR I do often effectively use it as a scooter with a clutch in town.
ms51ves3: why does it need 500 miles? Are you teaching it how to be a piston?

[Flip]

[andybon]

4 locks around it. Bloody thick ones
2 disk locks, one on each wheel
Cat 1 alarm and immobiliser
Datatag
inside a brick alarmed shed with 3 locks on the door.

Also its behind a load of crap in the shed at the minute and it has to go down a long narrow entry which is full at the minute, so if they can get it out in less than 5 minutes without me knee capping the gits, there better than i thought
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