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Simeski
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PostPosted: 21:09 - 14 Nov 2009    Post subject: Man gets bionic bum after bike crash. Reply with quote
Man uses remote to control his bionic bottom

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Ste
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PostPosted: 21:55 - 14 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Wonder if the remote control has got a fart button, that'd be cool.
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Rufus
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PostPosted: 22:42 - 14 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
what if he accidentally presses the button?
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PostPosted: 00:16 - 15 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
I get upset if I lose my TV remote. I'd hate to not be able to crap because my batteries were flat.
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PostPosted: 03:39 - 15 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
What about something like this, might need to smooth off the edges though.

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DEN MONKEY
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PostPosted: 06:52 - 17 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Rufus wrote:
what if he accidentally presses the button?


I think the real question should be, what if he loses it or the batteries go flat Shocked
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aaronb74
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PostPosted: 10:22 - 17 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
What if someone else gets hold of it? I wonder what the range is like on the remote Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 18:43 - 17 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
you know them watches you get that tune in and change Tv channels?


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PostPosted: 22:15 - 17 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Could be bluetooth operated.

When you search for bluetooth devices it comes up 'Ged's Arse' Laughing
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Stelmer
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PostPosted: 19:12 - 18 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'd never be able to trust it.

When he needs to fart he'll have to sit on a loo as he cannot regulate the muscle to stop solid matter exiting.Confused

Better than having your insides routed to your abdomen and going in a bag though, despite the pills you can take to eliminate the odour.
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