How do these people...

warped one · Banned Joined: 25 Dec 2007 Karma :

Shag anyone let alone cheat on each other.

I've been watching Jeremy Kyle show, and it is full of mongoloids that you wouldn't expect anyone to go near without a RPG, I mean how the hell od they do it?

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Fisty · Super Spammer Joined: 11 Apr 2007 Karma :

Because mongtards fuck other mongtards. Would you touch a mongtard with your cock? No. But another mongtard would.

They then breed and produce a race of miss shapen webbed fingered chavs.
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nowhere.elysium · The Pork Lord Joined: 02 Mar 2009 Karma :

Because it's a universal rule:
No matter how horrific a thing is, be it animal, mineral or vegetable, there is guaranteed to be at least one person who gets off to it.

It's people like this that power the internet.
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Dragonfly · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Karma :

I am watching that one to. Is that the girl with the pony tail where her fringe should be and a bucket of grease on her head acting like a total scummy slut? Sick

and not forgetting the pink leggings and scared face. I dont think I have seen a girl more digusting looking and acting in my life.

I do not want to wake sleeping baby on lap to find control so i will slag off low lifes instead.
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Darth · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Mar 2008 Karma :

I love watching Jeremy Kyle! It's a nice easy way to feel a shit load better about yourself!

Jeremy himself is a patronising, smug, egotistical self worshipper but he does occasionally say exactly what i would like said to these lowlifes. Trouble is he usually backtracks, calls them a mate and claims his team can fix them.
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warped one · Banned Joined: 25 Dec 2007 Karma :

DF, yes that is the one I was on about, who on earth would even contenplate sleeping with that. I do feel really sorry for that 63y.o guy.

But the one that I was one about is the Liam and JL one where they were protesting that the lie detector doesn't work. Total insecurities. Just made me wonder who the hell would touch them.

I think I may have got the clap just from seeing them on TV.

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I'm itchy just from reading these posts.
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Clanger · Stirrer Joined: 27 May 2004 Karma :

There should be a law about these dismal programmes, although, I suppose you can watch it and think 'muppets' and turn the tv off and thank your lucky stars that your life is nothing like theirs.

Personally, I have much better things to do with my time.
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warped one · Banned Joined: 25 Dec 2007 Karma :

I usually do have things to do like work, but i'm on a 4day week, and this weekend is my long one. So Jeremy Klye is usually in the box when I turn it on.

O joy,

Warped
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yen_powell · World Chat Champion Joined: 22 Jun 2008 Karma :

What amazes me is every single argument or shouting match seems to contain the words 'and I've got the texts on my phone to prove it', yet no one ever gets asked to show them.
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warped one · Banned Joined: 25 Dec 2007 Karma :

Young man you need to grow up, get off your behind, get a job. And TREAT THIS WOMAN WITH RESPECT.

I think if I got told that i'd probaly just laugh in his face, the women on that show very rarely deserve any respect.

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lostboy · Crazy Courier Joined: 03 Sep 2009 Karma :

The Jeremy Kyle show a reason british trailer parks are hidden!
Now get a job!
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To be fair most of the guests have had more prick than a 2nd hand dartboard including half the blokes. Very Happy

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warped one · Banned Joined: 25 Dec 2007 Karma :

Nope, i'm just to lazy to get ot of bed and change the channel, since I broke my TV remote Rolling Eyes

Tiz rather funny though watching these people get a bollocking off someone they would usually mug.

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Dragonfly · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Karma :

It does facinate me. I have never seen anyone looking like that girl over here, we have people with big earlings and tracksuits but they stay in groups around take aways with cider. But least they wash.

I am still in shock over that thing. Can anyone get a picture so I can display it and make my mates sick?
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Wafer_Thin_Ham · Super Spammer Joined: 18 Nov 2005 Karma :

That show demonstrates everything that's wrong with society. However, it's always good to watch for a laugh. Laughing

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Misc · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Aug 2005 Karma :

I've never understood why people share their problems with millions of the viewing public.

Always believed the shows to be fake or the guests really don't have any self respect.

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