How much is your sperm worth ?

[silky666]

Not that I want to buy it ... but:
https://www.howmuchisyourspermworth.com/

Mine worked out at $15 per tea spoon worth.
Given the following: I first wanked (thanks to the bra section of my mums mail order book) at the age of 13 (?) ... on average I must have done it 4 times a week (rarely now ... but certainly twice a day as a teenager) ... and my current age .... ... it means I have wasted the following into a crusty old sock and warm bread roll:
At the current exchange rate I would have earnt: £364, 573.24
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[Alexio]

[neatbik]

$25 per tea spoon

[hmmmnz]

$40 a tspoon for me
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[Itchy]

hehe $60!
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[mr.kris]

$25
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[Pedd]

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[The Artist]

$30

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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

-$10. I made a withdrawal by mistake.


Pat
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[ms51ves3]

$40

[The Shaggy D.A.]

I just lost my deposit.
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[bacon]

One specimen (teaspoon of semen) of your sperm is worth $30!

pretty sure its worth more than that!

[DEN MONKEY]

a measly 20 bucks. Lucky I make a shit load of it.
I swear I make so much spoof if I ever fell over it would be like a fully laden yogurt truck running into a brick wall
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[silky666]

so basically my grease is worth f*ck all
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[crazymotorbik...]

$30 a sperm...

Average i guess.

Cheers,
Shaun.

[silky666]

[Paulington]

I completed the first Assassin's Creed and as good as the game was I was left quite underwhelmed.

If they fix the fact that the game was hugely repetitive, only seemed to have two voice actors, fighting was dire (Bloody lepers hitting you constantly.) and cut out the stupidly long and unskippable death-scenes then it may very well be a good game.

Failing that, you can always play it and stab civilians. .
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[Alexio]

[Chriss]

What the hell's a SAT score?
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[aaronb74]

Some American school standard test I think.
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[Bishbash]

Oh $40/ tea spon, not bad I guess.

SAT is US school test, had no clue what the score rating is equivilant to though. Just did an average.
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[silky666]

Surely someone will give me more than $15 for what is effectively a towns worth of intelligent, good looking children.
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Gaffa tape is like "the force" - it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

[Dragonfly]

$25 apparently If I was a man.

and my partner is $20 which I am sure he isnt happy about as I havnt told him. Its because he is a naughty boy
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