I had a brothel towed away today.

[yen_powell]

I'm reconstructing a dingy old road underneath railway arches in Bethnal Green at the moment. It's a dark granite sett road with grimy, bird crap covered footways. For years it's been full to the brim with half worked on cars from the local garages (including the cockney and indian bloke off the telly who make cars for celebrities).

Anyway, done all the preliminary design and consultation stuff and the first thing I had to do was clear the cars, close the road, then block it at each end with timber baulks to stop them coming back.

Most moved of their own accord after I wandered in and out of numerous workshops explaining what was happening. A few we dragged with chains out from under the arch so they could be lifted onto lorries and taken to the local pound. However, one black cab was left because it only had three wheels, it also had no numberplates.

The parking section who got rid of the remaining cars didn't want to know because of it's lack of wheel, so I reported it as an abandoned vehicle and said it was a danger to the kids who walked past it to the nearby school. The abandoned car people came and took it, storing it for a few weeks in case an owner ever turns up.

Turns out it was being used as a knocking shop by the local errr, ladies of the night. I did wonder why it was full of cushions, blankets and the doors were unlocked.
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Blackmail is a nasty word........but not as nasty as phlegm!
XT1200Z and a DR350 in bits

[Alexio]

You're going to be one popular chappy with the locals
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will never give up his CG. I look at my fuel gauge more as a progress bar than a fuel gauge.
G: With my GSXR I do often effectively use it as a scooter with a clutch in town.
ms51ves3: why does it need 500 miles? Are you teaching it how to be a piston?

[Dom_]

Did the thousands of jonny wrappers not give it away?

[warped one]

I wa thinking the stench of fat weaty business men and scrotty little chav bord of wanking.

Warped
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[hellkat]

Ah, ya fucker, you've effectively driven them back onto the streets again

... and in this weather, too!

Cruel bastard, LOL
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[yen_powell]

[Alexio]

you're turning out to be some kind of super hero that sorts out the bad end of society, builds new infrastructure for our great country and just occasionally finds himself accidentally using his powers to kill innocent animals instead, which no doubt throws your entire life and meaning in to question as you battle to once more rise when we need you the most.

Keep up the good work
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will never give up his CG. I look at my fuel gauge more as a progress bar than a fuel gauge.
G: With my GSXR I do often effectively use it as a scooter with a clutch in town.
ms51ves3: why does it need 500 miles? Are you teaching it how to be a piston?

[yen_powell]

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

You're systematically killing off my most hated Disney characters.
Keep up the good work.


Pat
I thought brothels were legal
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[yen_powell]

[hellkat]

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Never visited a prostitute, but if i wanted to, i'd like somewhere nice
to enjoy myself. And the men/women need somewhere safe to work.
Y'think by now they'd get over it and legalise prostitution.


Pat
Never say never
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project