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rob_scott92
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PostPosted: 19:43 - 26 Nov 2009    Post subject: Found this pretty funny Reply with quote

https://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Motorbikes
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DEN MONKEY
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PostPosted: 23:47 - 26 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

pfft, reading ...no thanks Very Happy
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PostPosted: 00:35 - 27 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

'Nakeds. A stock-standard street bike without fairings or other add-ons. Useful for people who are already pretty attractive, and like to drop the word “naked” into everyday conversation for innuendo '

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PostPosted: 01:58 - 27 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pfft, that's nothing Razz

https://encyclopediadramatica.com/Motorcycle

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PostPosted: 04:57 - 27 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

"If only he had worn a helmet" Laughing
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PostPosted: 06:11 - 27 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alexio wrote:


At least he had gloves on so his hands were ok. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 06:54 - 27 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Fonz was a short arse, wasn't he Laughing
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PostPosted: 07:39 - 27 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

The 'you'll only use half a litre of fuel getting to the site of your first fatal accident means your bike will only incur 50p in running costs over its lifetime' makes me rofl.
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rob_scott92
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PostPosted: 16:03 - 27 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

"The scooter, often considered the retard of the motorcycle family tree" Greatest quote i think lol Laughing

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PostPosted: 16:14 - 27 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

DEN MONKEY wrote:
pfft, reading ...no thanks Very Happy


Just look at the pictures then!! Thumbs Up

https://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/c/c6/Bike_or_girl.jpg
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PostPosted: 22:12 - 27 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

"It is a well-known fact that motorcycles have the ability to turn themselves and their riders completely invisible to all other traffic (a factor utilized by the Klingons in their cloaking device) except police officers, to whom the opposite effect occurs."

It would be funny if it wasn't so true! (apart from the bit about the Klingons of course - I bet Jean Luc doesn't think that's funny)
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PostPosted: 22:17 - 27 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Out of interest, did anyone notice the mountain in that pic.

In order for me it was..

Chick!
Some cruiser type thing
hill
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PostPosted: 22:36 - 27 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

allymoss wrote:
Out of interest, did anyone notice the mountain in that pic.

In order for me it was..

Chick!
Some cruiser type thing
hill


Mine is -
Bra and pants girl

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What bike/hill are you referring to as I don't seem to be able to see them?
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PostPosted: 22:40 - 27 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alexio wrote:


I'm wearing socks just like his right now. Epic
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PostPosted: 11:02 - 28 Nov 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

allymoss wrote:
Alexio wrote:


I'm wearing socks just like his right now. Epic


Like him you wear just socks when you ride your motorbike?! You're insane man!
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ms51ves3: why does it need 500 miles? Are you teaching it how to be a piston?
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