what the craziest thing youve ever swapped a bike for?

[Squiffy_The_Wombat]

Hi guys,

was wondering - whats the most odd/strangest thing youve swapped a bike for? I ask because ive just put my old FZR thats smashed up for swaps for ANYTHING AT ALL and thought i might post some of the more random ones (if there are any) here....

https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=2366832#2366832

/\ is the bike
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[mad4it028]

i'll give you a pair of L plates for it
collection sunday ok?
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[dextersaurus]

If i come to your house, i'll make you a cup of tea

You do have teabags yeah?

And i'll ride it home.

won't be a problem for me.

[Throttle]

False leg?

You probably need it after that crash.

[twotakt]

a song?
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[smegballs]

I swapped my old mobylette with a mate for AntiFlag tickets before.
I had no cash and he had tickets and wanted a bike....

Its a bit elementary really tho as I could still go and play with it and fix it up if I wanted to....

[Wilson123]

I'll suck your dick
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[Fisty]

[Fisty]

I swapped my girlfriend for a bike. She told me it was her or a new bike.

I got the bike.
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[Wilson123]

[Squiffy_The_Wombat]

i think the song and L-plates are clearly in the lead....dick sucking, unless you look like kate moss (with the correct bits, not some dodgy drag affair) then ill pass =)
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Squiffy_The_Wombat
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[mr rip]

I swapped an old S reg DT 100 for a camera about 15 years ago

I still got the camera & the bike has changed hands several times since then

the mad thing is the guy who owns it now only lives 3 doors away from me & has the garage opposite mine so I still get to play with it now & then
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[twostroketit]

I swapped a Yamaha YB100 for a radio controlled bike once.
The toy was faster!
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[mad4it028]

[STONEY!]

I bid .............

1. Packet of biscuits (tesco's value)
2. A model trike
3. a roll of gaffa tap
3. a road rashed race can that was also beaten up with a hammer by someones ex wife
5. a gp100 engine (probably blown up)
6. a pringles tube with no pringles
7. a cup of tea or coffee the choice is yours
8. a go on my 600cc road legal tr-z (off road trike) once it works!!

Top that !!!!

[dextersaurus]

I bid my sister.

[Chriss]

[Squiffy_The_Wombat]

Haha, some brilliant offers!

Can i stress THIS IS GENUINE, the bid WILL sell to the highest bidder! It has to be collected from sandwich, nr. dover, kent within, say, a week!?


dunc- erm thanks, im not a pedo

Stoney- i think your offers begining to win!

mad4it- chocolate hobnobs better not be a Euphemism

PM OFFERS

signed polaroid photo of the mito 350.
6.5kilos of change (whatever that is) and doomII
actual money £30

I'd say the lead is pretty close...
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Squiffy_The_Wombat
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[Squiffy_The_Wombat]

i forgot to add:

buggered DT50

shitty scooter that he bought from my friend haha (you know who you are )

mini coke fridge

(above from one bidder)

seems like theyre in the lead!
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Squiffy_The_Wombat
Eagles may soar but wombats dont get sucked into jet engines

[Damon]

in all seriousness,

I'll give you a 30 gallon fish tank and some blue racing brake fluid

[mad4it028]

ok this is my last offer
1 pair of L plates
2 a pair of stablisers (to stop you falling off ya next bike)
3 a packet of chocolate hobnobs
4 £50
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[Jenks]