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Skudd
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PostPosted: 11:06 - 03 Dec 2009    Post subject: Had to check Reply with quote
Just had to check....... just farted and things felt a little damp in the arse crack department. I thought one had been squirted out, but no, all is ok, clean as a squeak. Close call though.
Just thought I would share. Thumbs Up
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lostboy
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PostPosted: 11:12 - 03 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing ffs I've been off work all week and I'm bored shitless but that takes the prize for either most bored or grossest post of the month.
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T1z3R
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PostPosted: 11:18 - 03 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
random - for sure
banter - not IMO
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The Shaggy D.A.
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PostPosted: 11:22 - 03 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
I dropped my mother off at my brother's at the weekend. I was invited to stay overnight, but had stuff to do so just had lunch and came home. Next thing I hear is that my mother, brother and his two daughters are all on Tamiflu, and it's like a scene from The Exorcist.

I thought I'd dodged a bullet, but this morning I've been farting Heinz Big Soup Sick
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Skudd
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PostPosted: 11:24 - 03 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
lostboy wrote:
Laughing ffs I've been off work all week and I'm bored shitless but that takes the prize for either most bored or grossest post of the month.


Looking at your posts I thought I would see if I could equal your standards. Laughing
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lostboy
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PostPosted: 12:02 - 03 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Is it me or loose women a very misleading title for a programme can't believe I've sat through that very disappointed Sad
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Polo
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PostPosted: 12:06 - 03 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
SHART.

Not quite a shit, not quite a fart. Does contain some non gaseous components. Thumbs Up
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the grim reaper
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PostPosted: 12:10 - 03 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
My cat looked quite tired this morning, reckon he had a hard night.

Cheers

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SlimRick
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PostPosted: 12:32 - 03 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
I sharted on Monday just as I'd got to work. not a pleasant day.
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bazza
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PostPosted: 12:36 - 03 Dec 2009    Post subject: Re: Had to check Reply with quote
Skudd wrote:
Just had to check....... just farted and things felt a little damp in the arse crack department. I thought one had been squirted out, but no, all is ok, clean as a squeak. Close call though.
Just thought I would share. Thumbs Up


Why don't you put a sock in it?
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stinkwheel
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PostPosted: 12:58 - 03 Dec 2009    Post subject: Re: Had to check Reply with quote
Skudd wrote:
Just had to check....... just farted and things felt a little damp in the arse crack department. I thought one had been squirted out, but no, all is ok, clean as a squeak. Close call though.
Just thought I would share. Thumbs Up


You "Shuffled the deck" then "gambled and won" and "Passed your driving test" despite "Burning the arse clutch". You did however require a "pitch inspection". Now the "pace car" is out of the way, you'll need to go for a proper shit.
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