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Carl_steveo
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PostPosted: 19:25 - 08 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hmmm sti test and a likely story about a hammer. I'm thinking you should point the finger of blame at ......................CLO!!


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PostPosted: 19:26 - 08 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 19:28 - 08 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Triple post owned
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PostPosted: 19:28 - 08 Dec 2009    Post subject: Re: My willy hurts Reply with quote
the warped one wrote:
She did comment on my nuts being huge then gave me a jab to numb them



She punched you in the nuts ?...Bit strong that, an injection would have been quicker... Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 19:33 - 08 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fucksake warped, you've ventured out of your usual forum of "Dear Aunty BCF" Laughing

Or did you just want us to compare our assorted genital investigations?
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PostPosted: 19:45 - 08 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
AngelGrinder wrote:
Triple post owned


I thought it was on purpose, I even rated the third one...
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PostPosted: 21:01 - 08 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
It's all cock n bollocks on this site at the moment.
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PostPosted: 01:00 - 09 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
unless you've had a catheter removed theres no comparison Thumbs Down


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PostPosted: 03:37 - 09 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
had an STI test nothing came of it mate, could you be allergic to the numbing stuff ? what ever its called
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PostPosted: 06:20 - 09 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
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had an STI test nothing came of it mate, could you be allergic to the numbing stuff ? what ever its called


I thought you had to have sex to catch an sti.......
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PostPosted: 06:50 - 09 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
mooserx wrote:
shadowbiker wrote:
had an STI test nothing came of it mate, could you be allergic to the numbing stuff ? what ever its called


I thought you had to have sex to catch an sti.......


Haha very funny, Im sorry am i not allowed to have sex.
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PostPosted: 07:28 - 09 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
not for 10 days apparently.
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PostPosted: 07:31 - 09 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
shadowbiker wrote:
had an STI test nothing came of it mate, could you be allergic to the numbing stuff ? what ever its called


Bit confused here, what numbing stuff? Suggests you have NEVER had an STI check up.
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PostPosted: 07:35 - 09 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
How many people actually have had an STI test? Luckily, no-one's ever stuck an umbrella down my knob, and I'd like to keep it that way.
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PostPosted: 08:19 - 09 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
TheBassJunky wrote:
How many people actually have had an STI test? Luckily, no-one's ever stuck an umbrella down my knob, and I'd like to keep it that way.


Ive never had one coz im careful and choosy...id rather wank than take risks.
When i was young i picked something up off a dirty scrumpet because i decided to spin her around for a 69 while she was sucking my schlong....(just to be polite and not selfish Twisted Evil )...but i ended up having to hide away in the house for over 2 weeks because the lower half of my face got a disgusting scabby rash all over it that smelt like old stilton and oozed yellow puss. Thumbs Down
On the 3 occasions i left the house over that 2 weeks i had to cover my face with a scarf to hide my affliction.......i reckon i must`ve looked like a proper nutter due to it being the height of summer and 80 degrees outside Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 08:25 - 09 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Judging by your track record of life suckage you probably have AIDS, and not the good kind either.
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PostPosted: 08:34 - 09 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
mooserx wrote:
shadowbiker wrote:
had an STI test nothing came of it mate, could you be allergic to the numbing stuff ? what ever its called


I thought you had to have sex to catch an sti.......


Lmao

But on a more pedantic note, you can pretty much catch all the common STI's and even HIV by sticking your dick in a girls gob as well, which techincally isn't full blown sex.

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but i ended up having to hide away in the house for over 2 weeks because the lower half of my face got a disgusting scabby rash all over it that smelt like old stilton and oozed yellow puss. Thumbs Down


Thats horrific Sick

Anyways, whats with the OP getting the umbrella? Last time I went the clap clinic to get checked out, all I had to give was a urine sample and 3 vials of blood drawn......maybe they just didn't like your face?? (I got a clean bill of health I might add!!)

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PostPosted: 08:36 - 09 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Never had a test, never thought I needed one, but I may just go, just to make sure I'm clear of anything before I go on a spree. you never know, one of the scags may have had an encounter with one of you scabby lot.
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PostPosted: 08:41 - 09 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
shadowbiker wrote:
Haha very funny, Im sorry am i not allowed to have sex.


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PostPosted: 08:43 - 09 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Until recently I had a test every few month I was overly cautious lol. I have googled this though and warped I hate to say it mate but it appears that you have sickle cell anemia, although it is biologically impossible for you to have it does mean you are dieing. Mate your life sucks.
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PostPosted: 08:44 - 09 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
GhostRider wrote:
Anyways, whats with the OP getting the umbrella? Last time I went the clap clinic to get checked out, all I had to give was a urine sample and 3 vials of blood drawn......maybe they just didn't like your face?? (I got a clean bill of health I might add!!)

GhostRider

i had a test a few years ago and for me it was a big ear bud (cue tip) thing the buffalo in a lab coat (warped one you are right!!) shoved down me japs eye.

she then decided to tell me to give a urine sample before i left.. YOU COULDA ASKED BEFORE YOU STRIPPED SKIN OFF THE INSIDE OF ME NOB!! cow

horrible sensation and one id rather not repeat Embarassed
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