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 Posted: 15:18 - 10 Dec 2009  Post subject: this has to be a joke |
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someone posted this on another forum I'm on, before anyone asks no I'm not on the female forum this is from
but this has to be a wind up
| Quote: | My son is 19 and though I have not seen him nude since he was a boy, I had seen him by accident about 6 months ago, when he had somehow ended up falling asleep naked in his room after a shower with his door wide open. He was on his back and erect in his sleep. I noticed his hard-on had a severe curve upward. It was bent very sharply like curling up backwards. I had never seen anything like that on any man. It is about 7″ long approximately and is bent more toward the tip in a definite shape of a letter “j”, or a hook, to attempt to describe it to you.
I was so shocked that I panicked, and woke him up right then and there. Thinking back, it was not very tactful, but I could not wait to try to get at what appeared to be a real problem. It all made sense, how he would not shower at gym class, and didn’t date, despite being a very well built and handsome boy into sports always. I had always wondered if might be gay, though he denied it always. He awoke surprised and shy that he was naked, but I moved his hands from his erect penis, and asked him what was the matter.
We sat and talked after locking his bedroom door. He told me it had started when he was like 12 and got worse, and as I examined it more closely and attempted to straighten it out, it would straighten only very slightly before it would hurt him to force it any further. It being erect, it was very hard and stiff. We allowed it to subside by him putting on his robe a while, and was considerably more normal in the soft state, yet still tending to be curved upwards slightly.
I could straighten it easily while soft, but it would bend back up like rubber. As he became erect again it curled up before my eyes into the “j” hook shape.
Now the doctors all said he is fine and it’s normal as far as being a medical issue. They said they could operate to attempt to fix it, but the cost was out of my reach. I am a single parent. So we took trying our own methods, in which I would tell him to stroke it straight whenever he thought about it, and while masturbating to attempt to work the curl out a little more each time.
I had taken a little massage therapy classes in the past, and I even work on it for an hour or so 3 days of every week in the evening. It was embarrassing for us both in the beginning and I know it still it is, and even more so that he ejaculates every time during the massage, but it turned out to make massaging it in the post-ejaculation, semi-soft state really effective because then I can massage it and straighten it. It curls back in my hands and I massage it straight over and over again, until he becomes erect again and semi hard again after ejaculation, three times in a row, usually over a span of an hour to an hour and a half.
It has given good results, as I would say he is 50 percent improved. I continue to treat him 3 days a week.
I am here to ask anyone with information on this condition for advice and/or tips technics on how we can further correct this.
Thank you all in advance."
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Not sure about oil but some supplements can help to reduce the scar tissue, making it more supple lessening the severity of the curve.
Surgery is really the only option to reduce it. The downside is that they remove the scarring from the penis and can reduce the length a little when its all straightened up.
Bill Clinton supposedly had a wonky willy.
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whether its true or not is debatable but we've all seen Jeremy Kyle so I'll give it the benefit of the doubt, It is wrong on many levels and has she thought the son could develop an oedopus complex which would damage him in relationships for his whole life, on the other hand bloody teenagers want everything doing for them nowadays 
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