I am a basketball star

[Ariel Badger]

Did break duty this morning in thick mist, most of the kids ran off and hid in the weather and we decided it would be like cat herding to get them back where they should be so we didn't bother.
There were a group of Y10 and Y11 lads playing basketball and I walked over with my mate and called for the ball.
I stood at the edge of the D and held the ball, one lad criticised my grip so I gave him a look and kissed the ball. I was a little restricted by my WW2 Irvin flying jacket but I raised the ball and took my shot. Best basket of my life, it touched neither the board or the hoop. I am now a sporting hero and have a warm glow from the huge cheer that went up from students and staff.
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

You were lucky and will fail in other ways.
Enjoy it while it lasts...about 15mins isn't it?



Pat

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[Ariel Badger]

it was pure luck and I never called for a second ball as that would have had fail all over it but hell........Did that first one feel good!
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Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[mistergixer]

A good magician never repeats a trick.

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Don Eladio is dead. His capos are dead. You have no one left to fight for. Fill your pockets and leave in peace. Or fight me and die!
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[hellkat]

It was the jacket.

Good things always happen when you wear one of those, because ...

... they are the epitome of coolness
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[mistergixer]

[WildGoose]

You sir, are a lying hound, a quick google reveals all.

"The Monster Jam"
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"Whoooomp, There it is!"
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Boom-shaka-laka!


Don't put up no brick
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So in other words, he stopped you for being flagrantly in posession of a motorcycle in direct contravention of the Hippies, Darkies and People Whose Face I Don't Like The Look of (Police Powers) Act. 1976

[GhostRider]

I remember at the end of PE in school we were playing B-ball, you know the scene, 10 seconds left on the clock, the games tied, they have the ball down at our hoop, I manage a good steal, the instructor is counting "6, 5, 4..." so I thought fuck it, launched a hook shot from the other side of the court.....

Yes, you know the ending to the story, it went straight through, I practically jizzed in my pants right there and then, and for that brief moment, I new that I would forever be regarded as a hero - they would talk about me in the playground, girls would want to suck the skin off my dick, I'd get to choose who gets beaten up instead of me, I'd get crashed a few fags at lunch time instead of gettin LD's.....

Sadly none of this was forthcoming, though I did manage to score 2's on a snout, so I called it a good day

GhostRider
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

[Alexio]

When I lived in america the only sport I would ever play was basket ball, and I definitely know the feeling you are talking about. To be honest, I miss playing.
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will never give up his CG. I look at my fuel gauge more as a progress bar than a fuel gauge.
G: With my GSXR I do often effectively use it as a scooter with a clutch in town.
ms51ves3: why does it need 500 miles? Are you teaching it how to be a piston?

[The999Kid]

Nice one... i cant play B-ball to save my life... im usually the one doing the impressive tumbles after scoring a goal on the football pitch...
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[Handsome]

When me and five mates weren't at school we'd be down the local courts playing basketball, when we were suposed to be at school me and five mates were down the local courts playing basketball...

We all played for the school team and tbh we were rather good, we won nearly all of our matches and we could all hold our own one on one, I'd say I was at my fittest then, I miss those days...
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[Clanger]

I loved basket ball at school, but was constantly reigned in by the teacher for being a little too aggressive; same in hockey. Funnily enough I disliked netball - I think it was because of the non-contact rule - plus it was deemed to be a girls sport.
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter won't mind - Dr. Seuss

[h00dwink]

[G]

When I used to work in Starbucks we had a in-counter bin on the work surface behind the tills.
Talking to a customer at one point, I screwed up a bit of paper (redundant receipt or something) and nonchalantly chucked it over my shoulder for it to land straight in without touching the sides, as the woman I was serving looked on amazed with an almost religious awe.
Total fluke, usually it bounced off one of the walls, then across the surface, sometimes sliding into the bin.

[Sparks!]

[colin1]

I once did a hook shot from one end of the court, into the basket at the other end of the court.

If anyone else were to say that, I wouldnt believe them, so I don't mind if none of you do.

It did happen though, and what made it cooler, was I wasn't usually that good. It was a fluke.
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colin1 is officially faster than god

[G]

[colin1]

That could be read that you got Kate Winslet's phone number for general social reasons without managing to get in her pants
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colin1 is officially faster than god