Mean (average) time to reveal the mental ...

Blue_SV650S · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 Nov 2008 Karma :

Ok, so to compliment my "are ALL women mental?" thread ... lets establish how long it is before we discover the crazy ... or at least how long they can effectively conceal it for ....
____________________
The purpose of life is to fight maturity.

Dragonfly · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Karma :

I give them a few days and notice small things that show true colours then run. You learn from past experiances. Thumbs Up

____________________
All the breast.
Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

Blue_SV650S · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 Nov 2008 Karma :

Come on - seriously, who voted for never having come across a mental!?!? Rolling Eyes

Own up, this is a proper scien-tifik experiment we are trying to undertake here!! Very Happy

____________________
The purpose of life is to fight maturity.

Dragonfly · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Karma :

Maybe someone who is gay has ticked that one. Thumbs Up

____________________
All the breast.
Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

The Original Muzza · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Jan 2009 Karma :

The mental was released in increments. Slight "quirks" after a few weeks. Crazyness that was apologised for within months. Full-blown lunacy that she took no blame for within the year.
Can't wait to see what a full decade might bring, so I can publish my book: "Men are from Mars, Women are batshit."
____________________
Current Bikes: Husqvarna Svartpilen 401 (2020)
Former Bikes: Honda MSX125 (2014), BMW Funduro (1996), Honda VT500 (1983), Yamaha FZR250 (1989), Suzuki GZ125 Marauder(2005),:Triumph TT600 (2002) (stolen)
From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

mooserx · Nearly there... Joined: 14 Jul 2007 Karma :

Women are mental, no exceptions.

Paivi · World Chat Champion Joined: 30 Sep 2005 Karma :

Wow, you really are bitter, aren't you? What's the matter, somebody preferred your mate to you? Aw, poor you.
____________________
My other bike's a Monster... Wink

colin1 · Captain Safety Joined: 17 Feb 2005 Karma :

hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Of course they are, Colin dear . . .

How the fuck else are we going to get away with our little eccentricities, which we like to invoke in order to cope with men's blatant bastardry.
____________________
Not nearly as interesting in real life.

colin1 · Captain Safety Joined: 17 Feb 2005 Karma :

That brings me nicely on to that other well known truism, that women do prefer bastards.

Nice guys like myself, need to learn how to be bastards from little self-help books, to stand a chance.

Impersonating a bastard is the way forward.

This is deja vu as I have had this discussion with Hellkat at least twice before.

She goes on to say that yes she has chosen bastards in her life, but that's her prerogative, and nice guys are boring.

So if you make the choice, you lose the right to moan about it.
____________________
colin1 is officially faster than god

hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Who's moaning?
I love all my bastards Laughing

____________________
Not nearly as interesting in real life.

colin1 · Captain Safety Joined: 17 Feb 2005 Karma :

Well the thing about coping with it, didn't sound entirely enthusiastic, but I'm glad I more or less remembered your acceptance of your fondness for bastards.

Hellkat, you might want to take a look at this thread, for a nice guy trying to turn himself into a bastard and become a pick up artist.

https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=2374467#2374467

I'm looking forward to seeing how he does with his self-improvement.
____________________
colin1 is officially faster than god

hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Naaaaaahhh, it either comes naturally or it doesn't.
____________________
Not nearly as interesting in real life.

Fisty · Super Spammer Joined: 11 Apr 2007 Karma :

It took kimminton 5 posts to show the mental.

https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=2374675&highlight=#2374675 Thumbs Up

____________________
Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

colin1 · Captain Safety Joined: 17 Feb 2005 Karma :

On the subject of women drivers, more women have accidents than men, but they tend to be minor bummps, while a tiny minority of men have a few serious accidents, which means premiums are lower for women.

Not because women are safer drivers, but because although they crash more, the majority of good male drivers are outweighed by the dicks who are even more dangerous than women.
____________________
colin1 is officially faster than god

Shreddie · Spanner Monkey Joined: 20 Nov 2009 Karma :

colin1 · Captain Safety Joined: 17 Feb 2005 Karma :

I reckon the 'bastards' thing, is a case of a guy gets lumbered with a woman when he thinks he can do better, and she is dead keen on him, because he's more attractive than her.

Of course, the woman wants more attractive guys than herself, and she is willing to put up with the shit of not being his dream woman.

I dont think guys have this problem, as while guys will lower their standards if they are having a dry spell, women tend to hold out for the one.

You dont really get attractive women making do with a guy who isnt all that, unless he has other qualities that make up for it. (mountains of cash, or he lets her get her own way all the time)
____________________
colin1 is officially faster than god

hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

No, Colin, I think you'll find you're wrong on that one.
Laughing

____________________
Not nearly as interesting in real life.

Paivi · World Chat Champion Joined: 30 Sep 2005 Karma :

colin1 · Captain Safety Joined: 17 Feb 2005 Karma :

colin1 · Captain Safety Joined: 17 Feb 2005 Karma :

kawashima · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 May 2005 Karma :

I don't have a GF. I'm single. And I'm working with female assistant(who came instead of the staff who took maternity leave*). So I'm not good at talking with female. She's 14 younger than me Shocked

.
She works very hard and she's a very good worker. She's fine when she is in a good mood. She keeps talking to me like "Did you see the TV show last night?". But she's always in a bad mood on monday morning. So I must be very cautiously. I shouldn't talk to her, and when she talks to me, I must answer it very carefully. Sometimes she moans how her recently married husband is crazy to me. I must always agree with her. When I get tired, I moan this to male colleauge. I'm really happy that I'm not married and single.
*I made a very aggressive post here and I apologize about that.
____________________
own:2020 Serow 250
owned: 2012 YB125SP, 2008 TDM900, 2005 W650, 2002 LS125R, 2002 CB400SF, NS50F, C50 / Trip to UK(2009), Hokkaido touring(2013)

The Artist · Super Spammer Joined: 06 Jan 2008 Karma :

Epic, kawashima, you are just like a friend of mine.

Try talking to her and ask her out for a drink or meal or whatever is the norm over in Japan.

hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Colin, I haven't voted at all.
I understood it to be a poll for men only.
I wouldn't DREAM of ruining your poll by voting illegally in it.

Mr. Green

____________________
Not nearly as interesting in real life.

colin1 · Captain Safety Joined: 17 Feb 2005 Karma :

Rubbish, you couldn't be arsed, as you do not care about the outcome of the poll, and know which way it's gonna go anyway.

I was pretty sure the other females had voted, and you hadn't Smile

____________________
colin1 is officially faster than god