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lakonur
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PostPosted: 13:10 - 17 Dec 2009    Post subject: I Need help! Reply with quote
What is that thing which even it is broken you can still use it and it works??

Laughing Laughing Laughing

I need it for an english text this afternoon, thanks!
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chris-red
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PostPosted: 13:11 - 17 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Shotgun?
Heart?
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Polo
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PostPosted: 13:12 - 17 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Your voice?

Assuming your plums have dropped?
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pa_broon74
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PostPosted: 13:15 - 17 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
So many possible answers, from the sublime to the disgusting... Could be anything from an unruly Colt to a small child.

Voice is good though...

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lakonur
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PostPosted: 13:26 - 17 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
I think my teacher said that it's like a wordplay or something.. Rolling Eyes

Thannk you for the suggestions!
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pa_broon74
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PostPosted: 13:30 - 17 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
lakonur wrote:
I think my teacher said that it's like a wordplay or something.. Rolling Eyes

Thannk you for the suggestions!


Ah...

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PostPosted: 14:21 - 17 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
A sentence?

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PostPosted: 14:25 - 17 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Wind?
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PostPosted: 14:27 - 17 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Road lines
broken biscuits
vibrator (assuming its a mechanical fault)
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s44678
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PostPosted: 15:07 - 17 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
A glowstick.

In fact, that ONLY works when it's broken. How about that. Wordplay AND irony. Take that you English teaching cunt.
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Dragonfly
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PostPosted: 16:02 - 17 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
An egg and electric tooth brush
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pa_broon74
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PostPosted: 16:11 - 17 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Someone with no money just before payday...

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PostPosted: 16:11 - 17 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
A japenese practise sword.
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GhostRider
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PostPosted: 17:53 - 17 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
A hymen?

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lostboy
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PostPosted: 10:03 - 18 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
A memory?
An attention span perhaps?
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the grim reaper
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PostPosted: 10:06 - 18 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
dragonfly wrote:
Road lines
broken biscuits
vibrator (assuming its a mechanical fault)


You use a mechanical vibrator???!!?? Mr. Green

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Adverts don't always work: Remember that advert, where the army are running across the desert and they have a wounded man on a stretcher. They get to a ravine, the bridge is down and a caption pops up that says, 'What are you thinking?'. I don't know about you but I was thinking, 'Christ, I'm glad I'm not in the f***ing army'.
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lostboy
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PostPosted: 10:22 - 18 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Grim
have you never seen one?
here is a deluxe model I found on google
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the grim reaper
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PostPosted: 10:30 - 18 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
lostboy wrote:
Grim
have you never seen one?
here is a deluxe model I found on google


Yes, I've seen them, just look up fvcking machines, I was just surprised that DF used one Wink Mr. Green

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lostboy
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PostPosted: 11:21 - 18 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
I must admit I'm surprised and shocked by Df but I suppose the advantage is you don't have to make them breakfast,
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PostPosted: 11:23 - 18 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yeah it has cogs and all Shifty
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lostboy
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PostPosted: 11:27 - 18 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
your starting to worry me now I don't think my innocent mind can cope with the idea of this contraption Angelic
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the grim reaper
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PostPosted: 12:04 - 18 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
dragonfly wrote:
Yeah it has cogs and all Shifty


Do you pedal it or is is fossil fuel powered? Mr. Green

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prawny1
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PostPosted: 19:50 - 22 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Is this one of those funny lateral thinking thinkgs?

If so my guess would be a switch.
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PostPosted: 19:54 - 22 Dec 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Leg (it might sting a bit and the noise of bone on bone puts my teeth on edge)/
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