I've decided I want to be a Bar steward!

Blue_SV650S · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 Nov 2008 Karma :

All the girlz love a b4stard Cool

... so I've decided I want to be an one!!!

And - yes - I did give up that easily on being awesome!! ... Embarassed

At the end of the day, I want to try something I have a fighting chance of achieving/being good at!! Laughing

So BCF hints and tips to being a lovable b4stard??? Thinking

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Skudd · Super Spammer Joined: 01 Oct 2006 Karma :

Keep the smeg moist.
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Blue_SV650S · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 Nov 2008 Karma :

Skudd · Super Spammer Joined: 01 Oct 2006 Karma :

When you are a true bar steward, you will understand my son.
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Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

Howling TerrorOutOfOffice · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Dec 2008 Karma :

Read and act upon robbys posts.
If you survive you will of become a 'half-bastard'

To become a 'complete bastard' you will have to run the risk of using the BCF Search Function and sift through Skudds posts and Hetzers (pre 'Pearly-Gate'..when he became one with himself)

Even that won't quite make it..So like me, be content with being a nob.

Girls like Nobs. Thumbs Up

So do some boys (clingfilm keeps the buggers out)

Pat
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Robby · Dirty Old Man Joined: 16 May 2002 Karma :

Follow my ways. Don't forget to pay me a licencing fee. Buy a Jag.

Fawbish · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 Jan 2006 Karma :

Remember this.

Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. And glory...lasts forever.

Wait. What?
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fenton · World Chat Champion Joined: 06 May 2006 Karma :

Research siggi, theres a particular episode with a guy called korn that disapeared (probably covered in all this snow). You might get close with that.
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The Original Muzza · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Jan 2009 Karma :

You don't make an effort to be a bastard. Quite the opposite, you make no effort on anything. Then you discover that everyone's a bastard and it only takes effort to be nice.
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Former Bikes: Honda MSX125 (2014), BMW Funduro (1996), Honda VT500 (1983), Yamaha FZR250 (1989), Suzuki GZ125 Marauder(2005),:Triumph TT600 (2002) (stolen)
From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.