How to Flounce..

[Ariel Badger]

I note that there are a few posters that are on the verge of flouncing, could I offer a little advice please?
Flouncing is like committing suicide, you need to do it properly first time or you end up being laughed at.

1. Prepare your ground well, make more and more desperate posts of the same type to get your name known and your half baked views a good airing.
2. Name all your foes, the people that are forcing you to flounce.
3. Gather a small group of "friends" PM each other and get on MSM and Facebook with them.
4. When you flounce let us know you are gone otherwise we may not notice.
5. Delete your account, a flouncer bouncing back from the grave is embarrassing to all.
6. Keep looking at BCF as a guest to check of both your friends and foes but never make a new account.
7. OK, you just bypassed 6 and have a new Ac, do not join in your flounce tread defending your previous self.
8. You just broke 7.
please do not make a second new Ac and talk to yourself.
9. Jeez will you listen , delete both acounts and do a double flounce.
10. Join another forum.
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Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[UnknownStuntm...]

[Ariel Badger]

Take a walk about General Chat, all the clues are there.
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Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[Skudd]

[UnknownStuntm...]

In that case, I may very well be changing my views on the subject of religion. We'll sit and wait for a little while and see whether there is a santa or god. (Small 's' and 'g' for now...)

[Skudd]

[santa668]