Anal revenge

[MaybeGuy]

what can i eat that will make a lot of rotten gas come out of me? A guy i work with prides himself in his constant ass gas, but its pretty mild stench wise.
I want to destroy him without actually shitting myself.
Ideas.

Go

edit: its my last day on the section tomorrow, so it has to work when brewed from now until then.
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[Itchy]

Take a dump don't wash your hands and lick them clean? , you should get campobacta and maybe giardia which gives you gas capable of destroying armies.
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[Devils Advocate]

Eating your own excrement will make you smell pretty bad at both ends.

if your farts arent strong enough just breathe on him instead.
Have a rich meal the night before {hot spicy curry etc} and that should add to the intensity of the aroma.

[neil.]

Let's see...

Onion, garlic, spicy stuff, cabbage, brussel sprouts, cauliflower, hot chillies and their saucy derivatives. Cheese and onion sandwiches give me really eggy flatus for some reason. Happy farting.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulence#Causes

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[Polo]

Turns me rotten..........
https://www.britishfooddirect.com/images/5000118030239_200.jpg
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[Feasty]

[EDBANGER]

High protein diet ie 4 or 5 protein shakes on top of your usual food should give you mega gas. Chinese food always does it for me too.
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[P.addy]

well last night i ate a bacon/sausage/processed cheese baguette with bbq sauce...this morning i nearly puked when i pulled the duvet up to get warm.. a sly one slipped out and smelt like i'd killed animals and stored them for years.

[Redoko]

Lmfao. A funny thread.

Rips right through ya...

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[The Artist]

Donner kebab and chilli sauce 3 days in a row will work pretty well.

[The Original Muzza]

Another one for protein shakes. My mate had the most vile gas ever when he overdone the protein shakes (made up with milk not water), eggs, ham and processed chicken.
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[bacon]

dunno about you but after a night on the piss, my ass is rotten, so yeah, go get pissed

[Wave2k]

Protein shakes, they make you fart like mad, and they smell like hell.
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[twotakt]

Protein shakes and Natch dry cider:

https://www.dinkydrinks.co.uk/images/NatchOriginalDryCider2Litre.jpg
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[Luke_Retrofly]

Big roast dinner with lots of boiled veg and loads of thick gravy.

Works in 2 to 3 hours and last about 24 hours for me, and boy is it rotten!
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[ms51ves3]

Lots of vindaloo curry.

Those farts burn your nose

[Ariel Badger]

The dietary advice is good but a serious stink bum needs to use a little added stimulous......drugs.
go to your pharmacist and get a packet of sulphur tablets ( old ladies have them to "clean the liver") and neck the lot.
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[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

For some reason eating a bacon and sausage butty with ketchup from the work dining room does it for me. Doesn't work with just bacon, or just sausages.

You're probably going to try all of these together and kill him.
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[SoND]

Eggs. Eat loads of them.

It's a lot lazier than making a full roast dinner.
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[Stelmer]

Italian food gives me bad gas........

[warped one]

There is no room on this planet, that a night out on the Stella, followed up with the worst kebab and curry, can't clear.

For that added odour Du Dead rat, don't go for a poo for as long as possible.

Warped
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[MaybeGuy]

fuck it. i've given up on this idea. sounds too much effort for not enough gain.
its my last day tomorrow, so i'm thinking dairy products.
plenty of hiding places onboard refitted submarines
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith