Theiving bastard has nicked my bike

abdul-biker · Banned Joined: 19 Jan 2010 Karma :

Hello good sirs.
My first post here and i am afraid to say it is not a positive one.
Yesterday morning i had the grave misfortune of having my bicycle stolen.

I had just finished my paper round and had nipped into HMV to buy the Susan Boyle album. My bike was locked up outside.
After paying for my purchase (and very much looking forward to going home to listen to it) and leaving the shop i discovered my bike was not where i had left it!!!

I feel sick inside - How could anyone do this in broad daylight???

It took me 4 months to save for that bike, and now i have to save up all over again. Not only that but i have to return my SuBo album as i need every penny i can get Sad

Alexio · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 Aug 2009 Karma :

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha..........

lol.... Laughing

Should I even bother linking to the other thread?
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The Artist · Super Spammer Joined: 06 Jan 2008 Karma :

lulz

pwntifex · World Chat Champion Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Karma :

Oh, poor you Mac. It happened again? Sad

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Misc · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Aug 2005 Karma :

Fuck you Abdul, you bastard guy.

The999Kid · World Chat Champion Joined: 11 Jan 2008 Karma :

Lolzers!
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Syx · World Chat Champion Joined: 20 Oct 2006 Karma :

XFD - I laughed so hard at this the wife gave me a strange look.. Laughing

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abdul-biker · Banned Joined: 19 Jan 2010 Karma :

Why you people laugh at my misfortune?

Anyway, i have reported the theft to the police and they are following up some leads. Hopefully i will soon be reunited with my gold bicycle.

Maybe then i can buy my beloved music cd again. I very much wanted to sleep with the cd booklet under my pillow in the hope i would dream of Sue.

Blackwolf · Burgerfist Joined: 19 Nov 2006 Karma :

ooo i seeeeee!!

at first i was like oh no another prick has joined and not realised this is a motorbike forum. then it clicked! Laughing

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Troll or someones alias. Rolling Eyes

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