Post your drunken / sleep walking antics

[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

From the other thread I just mentioned that my personal best drunk sleep walking episode was jumping out of my first floor bedroom window.

I've heard plenty of stories from friends and family about people getting into bed with parents by mistake, or pissing in a wardrobe, so come on BCF. Share them with the world.

(Or is it just me? )
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[warped one]

Already done it, I have no shame. (not that you lot didn't already know)

https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=175677&highlight=sleep+walking

SLEEP - But adding to that I got out of bed with my ex Tam, and went and got in bed with her mum. Who was a fucking stunner, and proceeded to spoon her.

Drunk - Got wasted at a mates house, and ran in a patio door apparrently doing some matador thing with my own reflection.

Sleep - Got myself stuck in a high chair.

Both - Had a bath in the sink.

Drunk - Stepped out of the car at 30 straight into a snow drift, not sure why but was fun.

Hammered - Tried to ride a push bike of the local village hall and nearly castrated myself.

Drunk - Tried to put my house key in next doors lock.

All let other people post some more before I carry on.

Warped
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[m0l0t0v]

Sleepwalking? nah

Drunken antics...

Well for my friends 20th we all got absolutely smashed in Oxford and when we got back to his halls with all the girls and he eventually passed out, we thought it'd be a great idea to "teabag" him.

So while my friend got out his balls I got my phone out and started to film.

He didn't really teabag him but pretty sure his balls stroked my friends chin.

In the video you can see his balls while my friend is just there.










He didn't know about it till I tagged about 50 friends on the video, left it for a day, and then tagged him...




There's a few others
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**\Tarmacsurfer/** said: It's that immaculately manly coiffure of yours isn't it. One glimpse of your virile locks and the punters can't wait to buy whatever it is you suggest, as it might let them be just a little bit like the Adonis that is our very own Molly Doovydoo said: Its not my fault I can't get it up properly, I just wasn't blessed

[bacon]

drunk:

1.)
trying to find the key for my mums house, couldnt find it in my wallet and was dieing for a turd, through sheer fear and panic i ended up shitting on the front lawn (better than shitting my pants)

Roll on next day mum saying i was a filthy bastard and me being dead proud and showing my brother what i had done

2.)
House party in my new uni house with my landlord, ended up pissing in the corner of my room, and not noticing for 3 days when i started to smell something wasnt right, which led onto the how do i wash piss out of carpet thread i made, in which lozzy saved my ass and imminent eviction!

3.)
going back from a club, again needed a shit, so took a shit next to the river, i was a bit wobbly and ended up stumbling backwards and forwards, wiping my ass with grass. Woke up to see that i had actually taken a shit pretty much into my jeans...nice

4.)
was at mums for xmas, and i pissed in the corner of the room again....

5.) few months ago, i was staying at mums again (i go back when i go into bristol for a night out), i woke up, in my mums bed, must have sleep walked upstairs to find somewhere warmer as if i was 4 yrs old still (was staying on the sofa that night). I woke up, and thought wtf, mum goes, errr mike why are you here, i said "i dont know" and went back downstairs haha


if i think of any more disturbing ones ill let you know...

[m0l0t0v]

Note to self:

Never invite bacon to houseparty, nor stay at his


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**\Tarmacsurfer/** said: It's that immaculately manly coiffure of yours isn't it. One glimpse of your virile locks and the punters can't wait to buy whatever it is you suggest, as it might let them be just a little bit like the Adonis that is our very own Molly Doovydoo said: Its not my fault I can't get it up properly, I just wasn't blessed

[warped one]

Well on the upside, you don't have to stumble upstairs for the bathroom lol.

Warped
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[swampy]

When I did my nurse training years ago, I used to live in hospital accommodation which consisted of a block of eight, six bedded flat type things. I once went out to a Drs mess party, had a few bevvies, and went back to my room slightly the worse for wear.

Next thing I remember is being awoken by the front door to my flat slamming shut with me on the wrong side completely nuddy. Not wanting to wake the rest of my flatmates (if only to prevent them pointing at my cock and laughing - I was the only bloke in the block), I ran round the outside of the block to my room widow which fortunately I kept shut but unlocked, and climbed back in.

It took about an hour in the morning for me to recall this event, during which I had to try and account for why everything that was on my windowsill was on the floor.....
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[Cptn. Awesome]

I once had a couple of double JD's straight before going to bed in my dressing gown. I'd also left my clean washing on the side of my bed because I was too lazy to put it away. Anyhow I had this really vivid dream about shoplifting, just walking along an aisle in a shop and putting things into a big trench coat. Woke up to find my dressing gown stuff full of my boxer shorts and socks.

Needless to say I felt very confused.
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[growler]

been drinking Jagermiester (first and only time)

can't remember getting home but a mates brother found me wobbling towards my house so tried to help and I tried to fight him

I then proceded to try and climb over the 6 foot fence at the back of my house cause some f**ker had nicked my gate
then tried to pull my mate Jon over the fence to show me where the gate had gone
I don't remember much of this just little flashes of it so will never drink half a bottle of that again
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