A lesson in women - learnt the hard way (true story)

distortion · Nearly there... Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Karma :

Well went to see the GF yesterday (now X GF). Turns out her X is a bit of a psycho and decided to try to smack me one. Managed to duck out of his way and pin him down.

Next thing i know his mate turns up and its 2 against 1 Shocked

Only come out with a few cuts inside my mouth, lump on my forehead and a bruise to my hip Sad

But i cant say the motorbike was as lucky as me Crying or Very sad

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On his way out he decided to use this ....
https://www.distortion.me.uk/gallery/albums/userpics/Photo-0017.jpg

To do this ....
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Gotta make a statement to the police later today when i get out of bed.

Moral of the story - dont see women who's X is hanging around Exclamation

Resurrection · Ballast Boy Joined: 08 Jun 2006 Karma :

People like him should be hung up by there goolies and smacked repeatedly in the face with a lump hammer

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DucatiEVO · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 02 Sep 2005 Karma :

That's feckin' libs having a go at your bike, bloody chicken shit! Middle Finger

What was the X doing around there anyway if they'd already split up Confused

Hope you get it sorted out and he gets wots coming! Thumbs Up

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Annabella · Like a person, only smaller Joined: 03 Feb 2002 Karma :

Bloody hell JP, Jon showed me the photo of the tank last night, but - it still shocks me.

That bike was looking mint too Crying or Very sad

Let's hope you can get some money out of him for this, even if it means small claims court. Do you have witnesses etc?
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JodieWodie · Reflective Banana Joined: 22 Jul 2004 Karma :

What an absolute fu*kin bar steward !! Evil or Very Mad

He needs taking to the cleaners for that Exclamation

What a flippin wet tea towel he is anyway..
2 against 1, then attack a static object

Stay well clear of the psycho and get what you can out of him financially

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Whosthedaddy · Super Spammer Joined: 11 Dec 2005 Karma :

Nob end, no wonder he's an ex Rolling Eyes

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yambabe · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Shit!

Hopefully the police will charge him for assault and criminal damage and you'll get compensation. I would imagine he already has a record, tossers like that usually do. Evil or Very Mad

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killa · Won't Shut Up Joined: 18 Oct 2004 Karma :

Lucky it wasn't your head i guess.

That's real nasty though, does she liek the attention or something, why was that idiot still hanging about?
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Dragonfly · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Karma :

nutcase

glad your not to bad though.

what was her ex doing there and why she your ex now?

sounds mental, hope he gets what he deserves! how dare he do taht to a bike even! and yourself of course.

did you get a punch in at least?
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Dark · World Chat Champion Joined: 02 Jun 2004 Karma :

F8ck!! i'd be gutted and probably would have done something really stupid in your situation like try and do the same to his head Evil or Very Mad

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anders · Banned Joined: 17 Sep 2005 Karma :

I am sorry to hear about this, I am however very happy to hear you are well and no broken limbs.

If you ever need help you know when the pm button for me is.

Do not worry it will be okay and the bike will get sorted.

My heart is with you and take it easy please.

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distortion · Nearly there... Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Karma :

No didn't get a punch in - i got him pinned on the sofa so he wasnt able to hit me, then his friend came to his rescue.
Didnt hit him because her two youngest kids (aged 2 & 3) were watching screaming whilst all this was going on.

Her X is obviously a bit of a nutcase and couldn't let go i dont think - even though he split up with her Rolling Eyes

The only witnesses were Emma & her two children.

If the police dont sort it i'll be sorting it through a friend of a friend

tony532 · World Chat Champion Joined: 29 May 2004 Karma :

thats the spirit.

get the boys round if nothing is done about it Thumbs Up

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wrap the barrel carrying thing on wheels round his car
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Sephiroth · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Apr 2006 Karma :

Or him.

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Dom_ · Points Mean Prizes Joined: 02 Aug 2004 Karma :

Do you know where he lives?

Get on msn ya minge.

Even if the police do sort it i'm sure we can figure something out.

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distortion · Nearly there... Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Karma :

Just got back from work / giving a statement - even the copper i spoke too was disgusted at what he'd done to my bike aswell as infront of the kids.

Dom - its all in hand Wink

GhostRider · World Chat Champion Joined: 31 Jan 2008 Karma :

Let the police handle it.

Lay low for a few months.

Icepick the fucking spine out of him.

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Hex · Party Boy Joined: 04 Feb 2002 Karma :

Did i miss somethign or was this like 4 years ago?!
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Handsome · World Chat Champion Joined: 30 Dec 2005 Karma :

Four years !...
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Darth · World Chat Champion Joined: 14 Mar 2008 Karma :

Nice digging there fella! Four years?? Mr. Green

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GhostRider · World Chat Champion Joined: 31 Jan 2008 Karma :

?!?!?!?!?

What the fuck? This was in the top few random banter threads?

Oh the shame.

I'll be fucking off now.

Taraa a bit.

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MonkeyKnuckle · World Chat Champion Joined: 11 Jan 2009 Karma :

No wonder the pictures don't work.....
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