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Ste
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PostPosted: 15:06 - 27 Jan 2010    Post subject: Daily Mail list of things that give you cancer Reply with quote
To help people avoid things that give you cancer, here is a short list of what the Daily Mail says can cause cancer...

Age
Air pollution
Air travel
Alcohol
Allergies
Artifical flavours
Artifical light
Asbestos
Asprin
Babies
Baby bottles
Baby food
Bacon
Barbeques
Beef
Beer
Being a black man Being a black woman
Being a woman
Being a man
Being southern
Biscuits
Blowjobs
Bras
Bread
Breast feeding
Breast implates
Broken hearts
Bubble bath
Burgers
Caffiene
Calcium
Canned food
Carbohydrates
Cars
Cereals
Cheese
Chicek
Childlessness
Children
Childrens food
Chillies
Chinese medicine
Chips
Chlorine
Chocolate
City living
Climate chang
Coca cola
Cod liver oil
Coffee
Constaption
Contrceptive pills
Cooking
Corldess phones
Crayons
Currys
Deodrant
Dieting
Dogs
Egges
Electricity
English breakfast
Facebook
False nails
Fatherhood
Fibre
Fish
Flip flops
Fly spray
Fruit
Gardens
Grapefuit
Hair dye
Ham
Height
Honey
Hot drinks
Internet
IVF
Kidney transplants
Lamb
Large heads
Left handedness
Liver transplants
Menopause
Menstation
Metal
Milk
Mobile phones
Money
Mouthwash
Nuclear power
Obesity
Oestrogen
Pastry
Peanut butter
Perfume
Pickles
Pizza
Pork
Potatoes
Poverty
Pregnancy
Radioactiviy
Rice
Sausages
Sex
Shaving
Skiing
Soup
Space travel
Sun cream
Talcum powder
Tea
Vitamins
Water
Wi-fi
Worcester sauce
Working
X Rays

With all that in mind, take care. Razz
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PostPosted: 15:12 - 27 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
It's a shame reading the Daily Mail doesn't give you cancer.
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PostPosted: 16:39 - 27 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
They seem to have missed illegal immigrants, hoodies and single mothers off their list.
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PostPosted: 16:52 - 27 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Cool, I can start smoking again.
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PostPosted: 17:04 - 27 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Would it not be easier to do a list of things that don't give you cancer according to the daily mail?

(They'd be quick to put 'reading the daily mail' on it.)

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PostPosted: 18:04 - 27 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Thats the majority of us buggered then Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:16 - 27 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
So are we all fooked then???
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PostPosted: 20:04 - 27 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'd have expected Tony Blair, Alastair Campbell and Peter Mandelson to be on that list. Wink
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PostPosted: 20:30 - 27 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
I think cancer is one of those things that eventually catches up with everyone (if they dont die before getting cancer). Its one of the most natural diseases going, a simple malfunction in cell division.....

As such I think its a natural in-built system lifespan limiting system, I don't worry about it too much. Theres many other preventable stuff to worry about if you're that way inclined.
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PostPosted: 21:35 - 27 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Being alive gives you cancer.

How many dead people you know contracted cancer?
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PostPosted: 23:11 - 27 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Cancer promotion is due to diet-calcification is natures life span limiter.
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PostPosted: 00:36 - 28 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mad_Mushroom wrote:
Cancer promotion is due to diet-calcification is natures life span limiter.


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PostPosted: 08:46 - 28 Jan 2010    Post subject: Re: Daily Mail list of things that give you cancer Reply with quote
Ste wrote:
Blow jobs


FFS don't tell the women that.

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PostPosted: 09:12 - 28 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
GhostRider wrote:
Mad_Mushroom wrote:
Cancer promotion is due to diet-calcification is natures life span limiter.


Eh? Confused

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Some people seem to think death from cancer is natural - it is not - the promotion stage is caused by unnatural diet...natures natural tool of death is calcification
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PostPosted: 09:45 - 28 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mad_Mushroom wrote:


Some people seem to think death from cancer is natural - it is not - the promotion stage is caused by unnatural diet...natures natural tool of death is calcification


Think you'll find calcification is a product of some malignancies rather than the cause. And dietry calcium has nothing to do with any of them.

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PostPosted: 09:59 - 28 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'm surprised that lists of things that give you cancer don't themselves give you cancer! Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 10:30 - 28 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Calcification is a product of a life time of ingesting calcium wastes from other life forms-you get a lot of it through water supply and many of us are stupid enough to take hole pills of the waste-ground up sea shells etc..i sense we will agree to disagree Laughing

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Calcification is a build-up of insoluble calcium salts in different parts of the body where they interfere with normal functioning. These deposits are most noticeable in and around the joints, but are also found in the arteries, kidneys, heart valves, nerve sheaths, gall bladder (as stones), glands, the middle ear, and even the brain. These salts can be deposited anywhere in the body, but are most likely to be noticed where they cause trouble or are observed on X-rays.


Natures perfect "fuck off and die you cunt" scheme..takes a life to form hardly notice it on the way then complications caused finish you off.
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PostPosted: 11:04 - 28 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mad_Mushroom wrote:
Some people seem to think death from cancer is natural - it is not - the promotion stage is caused by unnatural diet...natures natural tool of death is calcification


Stop blathering drivel. I swear to God you live on another planet.
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Stop blathering drivel. I swear to God you live on another planet.


I do live on another planet from you- at least i can back up what i say where as you just yea man! Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:06 - 28 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mad_Mushroom wrote:
Calcification is a product of a life time of ingesting calcium wastes from other life forms-you get a lot of it through water supply and many of us are stupid enough to take hole pills of the waste-ground up sea shells etc..i sense we will agree to disagree Laughing


More than I can express in words Wink

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Just take note of how hard your tissues are at 80 Very Happy
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Just take note of how hard your tissues are at 80 Very Happy


At 80, im pretty sure my "give-a-fuck-o-meter" will be reading around the zero mark, I'll be more concerned about soiling myself daily - or is that something else calcification causes? Laughing

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At 80, im pretty sure my "give-a-fuck-o-meter" will be reading around the zero mark, I'll be more concerned about soiling myself daily - or is that something else calcification causes? Laughing

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Yes calcification over a long life span impairs the bodys function and leads to its eventual demise along the way your "give-a-fuck-o-meter" will read lower and lower one day it will hit zero giving a true reflection of your bodys health via your attitude...you may shit your self along the way to.

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At 80, im pretty sure my "give-a-fuck-o-meter" will be reading around the zero mark, I'll be more concerned about soiling myself daily - or is that something else calcification causes? Laughing

GhostRider


Yes calcification over a long life span impairs the bodys function and leads to its eventual demise along the way your "give-a-fuck-o-meter" will read lower and lower one day it will hit zero giving a true reflection of your bodys health via your attitude...you may shit your self along the way to.

Mad Fucking Mushroom Laughing Thumbs Up


Lol the irony of "calcification over a long life span" - it evidently isn't that much of a problem if nothing crops up until the later stages of life.

Besides, Im sure if I sacrifice some homeopathic tinctures whilst channeling reiki energy to the pseudoscience god he will cure me.

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PostPosted: 14:39 - 28 Jan 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
How about we stop the argument by proposing the process of cancerfication?? Cancer and calcium rolled into one? Laughing
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