Take Me Out!

[Feasty]

Does anyone else watch the show on ITV, Saturday night and hosted by Paddy McGuiness? I find it hilarious, sad and deranged all at the same time!

I'd love to take the twins out though...
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[Carl_steveo]

I love it. It's an awesome concept and I haven't missed an episode yet. The twins deffo. Aswell as Roz.

I spotted her on one of those late night text in adverts, I then said to the missus "oh theres that roz from take me out". At this point I got a bollocking A: for watching the "dirty" advert and B: for taking too much notice of said Roz girl.
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[The999Kid]

Keep a look out for Emma... i think she's on your left hand side as you watch the program... My family have bets that she is actually a Post Op transexual...
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NDB 19/10/1989 - 1/11/2010 |Nowhere.Elyseum wrote: I get the distinct feeling that Tim should be our secret weapon for future trolling. I don't know many people that can rip the piss in Iambic pentameter

[Charlie]

Flatmates wondered why they don't do it the other way...

As in a panel of men and a women walks in?

My reason was because they chances are most men won't turn their light off ever if they think there in with a chance of sleeping with said women.

What are other people views?
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[Drew]

[MarkJ]

I find the show massively shit, and massively good all at the same time

[GhostRider]

I only watched a full episode last week. It is rather funny. To be fair I think Paddy is perfect as the host. The concept is nothing new (modern day blind date....without the blind bit...... with the same elimination process of Singled Out).

Some right slags on there though, good for one thing only. Some right growlers on there too, fuck knows how they made it through the selection process.



GhostRider
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[Feasty]

Maybe by being the only ones desperate enough to go on the show at all!?

Paddy makes the show though, it is wasn't for him it'd be a hundred times worse and completely unwatchable!
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(7 year gap), BMW F650 (Relaxing ride). Aprilia Caponord ETV1000 (Big and bold). Yamaha FZS600 (got me in trouble too quick!).
Current: Yamaha TDM 900 (Comfy, light but big, power when needed).

[Steve H]

I thought that Cilla’s show was shite ‘til I saw this ‘un. At least Blind Date contestants used to go on Holidays to the Algarve or at the very worst pony trekking in Kazakhstan. This lot just get sent to a 8 foot by 4 foot room designed by Laurence Llewelyn Bowen in some grubby Northern Nightclub and get served Thunderbird – Fockin' miserly ITV making cheap ass dross.

I’m pleading for a male contestant to enter the fray, spin around after jogging down the runway, pull an uzi from his jacket and gun the women down in a hail of bullets and expletives before addressing the viewer and saying ‘I took ‘em ALL out’ and then turning the gun on himself. Now THAT would be quality entertainment
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[The999Kid]

I Like the Piss takes at the beginning where he demonstrates the lights thing using a famous person as an example...
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NDB 19/10/1989 - 1/11/2010 |Nowhere.Elyseum wrote: I get the distinct feeling that Tim should be our secret weapon for future trolling. I don't know many people that can rip the piss in Iambic pentameter

[flat spot]

I like it when the bloke walks in and without saying a word they nearly all turn their lights off. It's gotta be the ultimate kick in the plums.

Other than that it's shit.

[Carl_steveo]

Has anyone noticed that Emma and Gaia have gone missing lol.
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[Harold_Shand]

I think it's a great concept, just nice, light-hearted shite us sit at home, brain dead fuck wits can deal with. I thought the posh-ish bloke that came on was also in the DFS advert that followed... I think Paddy McGuiness has done a great job too. I like the midget one right on the end. I'd wear that like a glove.
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Harold_Shand's theory might be the best explanation.

[st3v3]

All this week I've seen people on Facebook join this 'No Likey, No lighty' group thing and wondered 'what the fuck?!' - now it makes sense.
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[ncrn]

Out of curiosity what would you guys choose for your intro song if you were to go on it? Personally I'd search out some pop shite just because it would improve my chances over the general industrial stuff I listen too .

Also it was awesome earlier when the guy in the white suit lost nearly everyone by simply walking on the stage.
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[GhostRider]

[Bikeless]

[The999Kid]

erm... if i was on the show...?

Probably This
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NDB 19/10/1989 - 1/11/2010 |Nowhere.Elyseum wrote: I get the distinct feeling that Tim should be our secret weapon for future trolling. I don't know many people that can rip the piss in Iambic pentameter

[Feasty]

I'd go for the quickest light turning out session in history and play Eye of the Tiger, wearing only boxing gloves and a leopard print silk dressing gown!!
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Previous: Aprilia Habana Retro 50cc (beauty), Yamaha SR125 (fell apart), Honda XR125 (nippy little commuter), Honda SLR650 (Geewhizz), Yamaha Diversion 900S (Smoooooth) written off courtesy of a stupid escaped horse.
(7 year gap), BMW F650 (Relaxing ride). Aprilia Caponord ETV1000 (Big and bold). Yamaha FZS600 (got me in trouble too quick!).
Current: Yamaha TDM 900 (Comfy, light but big, power when needed).

[Hazylogic]

for my talent I would get them to mention I have great acting skills and had a part on London's burning back in the day.

When it comes to my time to act, I would drop my kegs, shuffle around in a circle, waving my arms about shouting 'fire.'

sex.murder.art by slayer would be a fitting tune

[ncrn]