The big card conspiracy

[Harold_Shand]

It wouldn't bother me if I recieved nothing for christmas, valentines, fathers day, birthday or easter.

But how does it look on Valentines day, explaining to your wife that you don't agree with it, that the nature of valentines day is sickening and should be left in the playground.

Of them all, valentines is the most disgusting. Teddy Bears, heart shaped pillows, chocolates, 'sexy' underwear, perfume... sick.

I think the best thing to do is have a bloody good shag at sometime during the day, but you know, make a bit of an effort. Triple soft bog roll for the spunk in her eye, for example.
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Harold_Shand's theory might be the best explanation.

[Charlie]

Make her a card, it doesn't take long, doesn't put money in money grabbing card companies and she will probably appreciate it more. I do have to admit Valentines day is a big con. Why do people need a day to tell someone they love them? Can't they do it any other day of the year?
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[lydanial]

I completely agree, I absolutely hate it and just think its a way for Clintons shareholders to get a boner between christmas and easter....

YET.. I am in a situation where if I dont get presents for the Misses then I'm up shit creek as she loves it, so cue the cuddly teddy holding a heart, single expensive red rose, a couple of cheapy heart things and a nice perfume gift set thing..

Shes happy and I get some later, but still would rather she didnt like it.

[Ariel Badger]

I once arranged for a modern jazz quartet to play Funny Valentine in our front room when we got up.
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[Ste]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Rophynol is cheap
So fuck all of this romantic valentine shit, I'm just going to rape you.

[hellkat]

If you love someone, you should give them a blowjob in the morning and then go home and let them get some sleep.

That about sums up my Valentine's Day in a nutshell
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[steveh]

luckily my mrs doesnt belive in it, we got eachother a card and that was it!

if your going to do somthing nice for a loved one, you shouldnt wait for a certain day in the year to do it, do it off your own back!


load of bollocks.
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[Steve H]

[pa_broon74]

Mmm...

Quite. I got a hand job, I didn't even have to buy it a card. It even handed over the cash for the alcohol that fueled it, (else I might not have bothered.)


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[Bubbs]

I made a version of this card

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3v8yPxwgkQ&feature=PlayList&p=484478FD74B0D053&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=31

Thought it would only take an hour... I was very wrong. 5hours later with my fingers blistering from using a cutting mat and scalpel to get through the thick cardboard I finally finished it. Was pretty cool though and the Mrs loved it.

I do hate Valentines though as it is blatantly set up for women. What guy would look forward to receiving a teddy holding a heart, or box of chocolates shaped like a rose? It's all a load of rubbish. But if it keeps the giver of head happy then I will keep on doing it.
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[LordShaftesbu...]

I'm looking forward to 14th March.

https://www.steakandbjday.com/

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