3 Near Miss Videos

[Premises187]

Here are 3 of my near miss videos.

Warning: Contains strong but justified language

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjIaWwDt1go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bUmGFhAyio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuA5n9LLdew
NEW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40W3RGicpcM

I'll be making more unfortunately.

[CaNsA]

Thats typical of rush hour traffic everywhere.

Im very disappointed that you didn't collect any wing mirrors though bud.

Well done for staying a live though

[BanditsHigh]

Class ... been there done that ... get's to the stage where you wish you were driving an artic so you could just run over the top of them

[instigator]

No offence like but you should have anticipated all of those moves from the offending cars. Do you ride around London much? Especially in the first video, that junction is terrible.

[Carl_steveo]

I might try this. By this I mean just hurling random abuse at cars. It looks fun.
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[kawashima]

I think first video was the most dangerous. Some drivers don't drive along the road paint.
2nd and 3rd ones were not so dangerous(avoidable) compared to the first one. They are annoying for me too though.
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[misterdave]

I like the quote
"try come into my lane, Expensive car and no brain"
pure brilliance.
Fvcking stupid cager mistakes
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[MaybeGuy]

you sound like everyones bad impression of a lout.
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[misterdave]

what is a lout? I am the lout? ah that sucks...
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[m0l0t0v]

The first 2 I understand. Cager nobs.

3rd one though... you did more of pressing the horn than actually braking... Bit of an over reaction I think.
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[slyrob]

mmmmn good times! first one is vauxhall one way system its a fucking magnet for dickheads, i go through there a couple of times a week and its consistently eventful, i even had my last car squished there between a lady in a mazda and a bus neither of whom managed to spot my cleverly invisible range rover in the lane they both tried to get in
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[longdog67]

Are you a courier? You sound like one.
You really need to anticipate & read the road more.
Don't assume everybody else has to just avoid you,
the 3rd one especially, the bloke pulled out yes, but a long way ahead of you. You hardly slowed at all, ran as close as you could get away with, then you were on the horn & hurling abuse.
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[defblade]

Easy to say from behind the computer, but all 3 of those were anticipatable (well, I say easy to say, is "anticipatable" even a word?!).

1st: that driver was wondering all over the lane line from the very first frame. Try and be in front or behind rather than next to....

2nd: was always going to happen.

3rd: made me cringe. Undertaking the lorry which might easily have been about to turn left down the next side street was a deathwish move; he might only have been looking for something bus sized coming up his inside (or not looking at all as he "knows" there's no bus behind him). The car that did pull out did so smartly and seemed to cause you no actual problem at all. As you're running up the bus lane I'd say you should be extra aware of this - again, people only looking for something bus sized.




Remember everyone else on the road is a twat from the outset and you'll find your blood pressure settles down a lot As you're on a bike, you'll be past the twat soon enough (and safely) anyway.
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[domokoaw]

I have found wing mirrors as my way of releasing my anger usually with either my right of left foot.
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[fatsamurai]

2nd & 3rd, fair point. In the 3rd one, you kind of asked for it.
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[DEN MONKEY]

These things happen but the idea is not to be there when it does.
Seems like a case of puting yourself in positions where you can use your horn and shout abuse.
When the time comes where you're really in danger you won't have a chance to hit the horn.
You'll be too busy getting the fuck out of the way or hammering the brakes to do anything else.
Stop getting into stupid positions just to put up on youtube.
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[alone]

I'm with defblade. The third one wasn't even worth thinking about. Only reason to get annoyed there was if you hadn't have been paying attention to the side road, and the car caught you off guard.

The first one, again, before the corner he was already drifting out of your lane.. So either he'd just moved across and you came up his inside, or he was drifting everywhere.. In both cases I'd have got out the way!

and the second one, that stuff happens ALL the time when roads merge like that. The best bet is to either let them go, and find yourself a gap, or to just force your way - I've always found staying with traffic in those situations causes more trouble.
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[Pickledswede]

Your voice reminds me of Cook from Skins the way you say 'fookin' prick!'

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[Premises187]

[Ditto]

Lol could just about make out the 'Fucking Prick!' in that one!
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[Luke_Retrofly]

Seems like he did anticipate all of the cars, hence why they didn't crash into him, it certainly wasn't due to the car drivers.
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