UK Citizenship Test

[Ste]

Do you know enough about life in the United Kingdom to qualify for British citizenship or settlement, or should you GTFO?

https://www.ukcitizenshiptest.co.uk/

You have failed the practice citizenship test.
Questions answered correctly: 10 out of 24 (42%)

lol

[Visitor Q]

You have failed the practice citizenship test.
Questions answered correctly: 11 out of 24 (46%)
Time taken: 03 minutes 15 seconds

Who gives a fuck? Most of the questions are arbitrary, and it's just a way of getting the immigrants to read a booklet or two
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[Mr.Everready]

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 14 out of 24 (58%)

Time taken: 03 minutes 29 seconds


Some stupid questions in there is there not ?
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[Bendy]

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 14 out of 24 (58%)

Time taken: 02 minutes 30 seconds


I shall leave immediately.

[Carl_steveo]

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 10 out of 24 (42%)

Time taken: 03 minutes 46 seconds

Good because I want to leave anyway.


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[Kickstart]

Hi

Another fail here on 14 out of 24.

All the best

Keith
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[D O G]

FAIL

67%, 4m, 3s

Lot of the q's are impossible unless you have read the no doubt criminally dull information - like percentage of muslims and number of people under the age of 19.

I was a little concerned about people eligible to vote in UK elections - I though only UK citizens were allowed to do so.

EDIT: seems the fecking Irish can do so too, if they live in this country!!! Disgraceful.

[smegballs]

Get the ships ready....

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 13 out of 24 (54%)

Time taken: 03 minutes 25 seconds


Questions were random and not really related to anything specific, no doubt its a open-book test where you take the leaflets in with you....

[chris-red]

FAIL

Questions answered correctly: 7 out of 24 (29%)

Time taken: 03 minutes 47 seconds


What a shit test, how many children are there in the UK?

12 million
13 million
14 million
15 million




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[superstacker]

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 10 out of 24 (42%)

Time taken: 03 minutes 21 seconds

Better hand my RAF uniform back

[Mr.Everready]

So nobody's passed then ?
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[smegballs]

^^ Fucking Immigrants

[Darth]

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 11 out of 24 (46%)

Time taken: 05 minutes 11 seconds

I'll get me coat!
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[Flip]

Questions answered correctly: 11 out of 24 (46%)

Time taken: 04 minutes 47 seconds

I guessed all but a couple.

[Feasty]

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 13 out of 24 (54%)

Time taken: 03 minutes 28 seconds


Oh dear... but what about my passport!?
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[Tarmacsurfer]

Get back on your banana boats!
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[Carl_steveo]

Orr come on, you have blatantly done it and found the answers, remembered them and then done it again making one mistake so not to look suspicious.
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[ms51ves3]

Looks like I'm the worst yet

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 6 out of 24 (25%)

Time taken: 04 minutes 13 seconds

[LeeR]

Failed 11/24 better head back to where I come from...
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[Dom]

I whizzed through that all the while thinking 'ha, I'll show those BCF plebs'.

11/24.
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[bazza]

16/24 because I'm not a dole sponge.

How apt that a UK citizenship test is full of questions about benefits and none about its culture or history.
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[Peter3hg]

You have passed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 18 out of 24 (75%)

[CaNsA]

FAIL1!!!111!!1!!!1!

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 10 out of 24 (42%)

Time taken: 03 minutes 27 seconds

Im off to Afghanistan where ill prolly be let in for free

[Rob]

Just as well I'm leaving the country then before I'm kicked out!
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