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BIKELESS STEVE
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PostPosted: 14:56 - 19 Feb 2010    Post subject: 2 questions that are bugging the sh**e out of me Reply with quote
1) Why do chavs tuck their trousers into their socks ?
2) Why do polish people always carry rucksacks ?
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PostPosted: 14:59 - 19 Feb 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
1. So when they steal a pushbike their trakkies dont get caught on the front sprocket.

2. To hide vodka and porn in.
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PostPosted: 15:00 - 19 Feb 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
1. Because their mates do.
2. To put shoes in.
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PostPosted: 15:05 - 19 Feb 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
1. Jobby catchers, because they haven't been house trained, the shame of shitting themselves would mark them down in the eyes of their ummm, bro's?

2. Because they probably share a room with 9 other untrustworthy Poles so have to carry all their belonging around with them lest they be stolen.

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PostPosted: 15:05 - 19 Feb 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
1) Because secretly they're wusses at heart and don't like having cold legs...

2) That's not just a rucksack, that's their homes!
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BIKELESS STEVE
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PostPosted: 15:07 - 19 Feb 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
mr_fisty wrote:
1. So when they steal a pushbike their trakkies dont get caught on the front sprocket.

2. To hide vodka and porn in.


Someone must have started it,
Problem is with questions like these, if you ask the question of said chav you really ain't going to get an explanation. Do footballers do it when they train ?
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PostPosted: 15:37 - 19 Feb 2010    Post subject: Re: 2 questions that are bugging the sh**e out of me Reply with quote
BIKELESS STEVE wrote:
1) Why do chavs tuck their trousers into their socks ?


Is it a general chav thing? I've only ever noticed gypos doing that with their trousers/socks.
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PostPosted: 15:39 - 19 Feb 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
1. To show off their Nike Air max.

2. It's where they store the sand and bricks between jobs.
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BIKELESS STEVE
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PostPosted: 15:43 - 19 Feb 2010    Post subject: Re: 2 questions that are bugging the sh**e out of me Reply with quote
Raffles wrote:
BIKELESS STEVE wrote:
1) Why do chavs tuck their trousers into their socks ?


Is it a general chav thing? I've only ever noticed gypos doing that with their trousers/socks.


It's very common in Crewe (cheshire). Almost all chavs have the trousers tucked in socks uniform. Mostly white socks, dirty trainers and black trackies.
Best combo I saw was black brogues, black sports socks and white tracksuit with matching baseball cap. Good effort chap!
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PostPosted: 15:48 - 19 Feb 2010    Post subject: Re: 2 questions that are bugging the sh**e out of me Reply with quote
Raffles wrote:
trousers in socks.


I do this ONLY when I'm at my mates house and she gets the ferrets out...the last thing you want is a ferret up your trousers!!! Shocked

Around here, it is only one sock that gets tucked in, I always assumed it was for cycling purposes (i.e. not getting the trouser / tracky caught in the chain. Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:53 - 19 Feb 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
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BIKELESS STEVE
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PostPosted: 15:59 - 19 Feb 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Because they can without fear of reproach
(apart from the odd pocket twitcher who's jealous)
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PostPosted: 16:41 - 19 Feb 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'm led to believe the tucking in of trackie bottoms is to aid shoplifting.
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Harold_Shand's theory might be the best explanation.
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PostPosted: 18:07 - 19 Feb 2010    Post subject: Re: 2 questions that are bugging the sh**e out of me Reply with quote
ulthar wrote:
I've got a question about chavs:

why do chavs go around with one hand in the inside of their trousers and fiddle with their bollocks? I see them standing and doing that while talking to people or walking about doing that. No other group of people do this. They don't even hide that they are doing it. They don't even put their hands in their pockets and fiddle.


I think they do it for two reasons: a) its a comfort thing, it reassures them that they are in fact; male and b) because they think holding their genitalia in public is a manly pursuit.

I've had conversations with youths (yes, I can communicate on many levels) and glanced down for one reason or another only to be affronted with the site of a thatch of adolescent pubic hair. It was one those "OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!" moments.

That youth doesn't do it any more because I gave him a wedgy. I'm joking, I didn't.

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