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[chris-red]

ANTI TERRORIST & MONITORY CRIME DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON , D.C.
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON , D.C. 20535-0001



ATTN: BENEFICIARY,


THIS IS AN OFFICIAL ADVISE FROM THE FBI CRIME DEPARTMENT AS IT HAS COME TO OUR NOTICE THAT THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA / WORLD BANK HAS DEPOSITED USD$10, 500, 000.00 US DOLLARS INTO CITIBANK NEW YORK IN YOUR NAME AS THE BENEFICIARY BEING FOR YOUR OVERDUE PAYMENT / INHERITANCE PAYMENT.

GOING BY OUR RECORDS, THIS KIND OF PAYMENT IN THE PAST HAS ALWAYS BEEN RELATED TO MONEY LAUNDRY / TERRORIST ACTS SO WE DO NOT WANT YOU TO GET INTO ANY TROUBLE WITH THE IRS AND HOMELAND SECURITIES INCLUDING OUR OFFICE (FBI) AS SOON AS THESE FUNDS REFLECT IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT SO IT IS OUR DUTY AS A WORLDWIDE COMMISSION TO CORRECT THIS PROBLEM BEFORE THIS FUND WILL BE CREDITED INTO YOUR PERSONAL BANK ACCOUNT.

TO THIS EFFECT, WE HAVE DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU DIRECTLY TO ACQUIRE THE PROPER VERIFICATIONS AND PROOF FROM YOU TO SHOW THAT YOU ARE THE RIGHTFUL BENEFICIARY TO RECEIVE THIS FUND BECAUSE OF THE AMOUNT INVOLVE SO WE ASK THEM NOT TO CREDIT THE FUND TO YOU YET AS WE NEED A SOLID PROOF AND VERIFICATIONS FROM YOU BEFORE YOU CAN RECEIVE THE FUNDS.

IN THIS REGARDS, YOU ARE TO RE-ASSURE AND PROOF TO US THAT THE FUND YOU ARE ABOUT TO RECEIVE IS CLEAN AND FREE FROM ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES BY SENDING TO US YOUR DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY SEAL OF TRANSFER (DIST) ISSUED BY THE ICPC OFFICE NIGERIA TO SATISFY US THAT THE MONEY IS LEGITIMATE AND YOU ARE TO FORWARD THE DOCUMENT TO US IMMEDIATELY IF YOU HAVE IT IN YOUR POSSESSION, IF YOU DON'T HAVE IT LET US KNOW SO THAT WE WILL DIRECT YOU ON HOW TO OBTAIN THE DOCUMENT FROM THE ICPC OFFICE NIGERIA.

WE WAIT FOR YOUR PROMPT RESPONSE ON THIS EMAIL.

FAITHFULLY YOURS,


FBI DIRECTOR
ROBERT MUELLER.
[email protected]





spam
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Well, you know what they say. If you want to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs.
Skudd:- Perhaps she just thinks you are a window licker and is being nice just in case she becomes another Jill Dando.
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[hellkat]

MONITORY CRIME
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Poseidon]

At least you get decent/comical spam. All I get is security messages asking me to log onto my personal banking by following the link in the e-mail. The fact that they are all from banks I have never banked with leads me to suspect they are not genuine.

Where do you get the good spam from?
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1977 Honda CG125
2002 Ducati Monster S4 (currently restoring)

[Ariel Badger]

The FBI use Gmail
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Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[hellkat]

G-men, of course they do.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[N.C]

The FBI computer has lost it's Caps lock key.

[Ariel Badger]

[Darth]

I got this one this morning. A London attorney, offering me a transaction in dollars, and emailing me from a university in Israel-if thats a scam i'll eat my hat!

https://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g82/darthpalmer/avraham.png
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Harold_Shand wrote: I suppose it's like anything, you get your fingers burned when you start out, you learn from it and eventually become a complete arsehole about the whole thing.

[yen_powell]

I'll never understand, all that money floating around in Nigeria, you'd think they'd at least redecorate a bit wouldn't you....
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Blackmail is a nasty word........but not as nasty as phlegm!
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