Pissed. Wanting to go for a ride

[warped one]

Any of you lot ever been pissed and thought hey I want to go for a ride only to stop yourself because your drunk?

Stupid question I know.

Warped
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Of course, and i had had a trip, so nicked my mums car, was about 14/15 .... other than that i used to drink drive all the time ... that's why now you have to watch out for the cunts on the road like i use to be ...

Don't drive to pubs thinking your only have 2 and won't drive home if you have anymore ...
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[Digitalize]

Not pissed, but had a few, and yes.

Few guys round, all got bikes, had a few beers, want to go for a nice 1am ride, know we'll get pulled over just because were bikes in a group, so we decide against it.

[Alexio]

Yes. I've also had to wait extremely long amounts of time in the cold before, to sober up before managing to get home beyond any time that lets any sleep be salvaged at all.

Riding while under the influence of even a very sight (probably legal) amount of alcohol is very fun though.
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[warped one]

I'm not saying i'm off to ride the GT but I have feelings like I want to.

Yo know when you sat at home with your mates, and you tink of what is in your garage and itbecomes a thought to ride it.

Am I alone in this thought?
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[No More Names ......]

No, but the people who have come a cropper as a result, the more you meet them, and the older you get, the thought of it don't go away, but the notion of it does ...
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[Deckx]

getting pissed and then getting the ides of going for ride is just asking for trouble

I've often drove back from a pub whilst fairly pissed but was purely because it was my only mode of transport at the time....and never got any "i wanna be Rossi" notions in my head

I remember a couple of years ago I went out to watch the MotoGP in a bar, meant to have a couple of beers but ended up spending the whole Sunday drinking talking shit about bikes,
Drove the RVF home nice and slow,was pretty bad and had to close one eye to see.
Made it home safe but when i stopped in front of the house forgot to put my legs down and fell over.. Neighbour gave me a hand picking up the bike

[chris-red]

I've honestly never thought I would like to ride the bike pissed, alot of time I have thought a need to use the bike to get something whilest drunk but never actually wanted to go for a ride, it is 2 diferent mindsets
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[Jayy]

Never again. When I was 16 I got an Aprilia SR50 and it was like ultimate freedom but all my mates lived 10 miles away from me so I would ride down and get pissed. Most times I would stay over at theirs until the morning and ride home but I rode back so many times pissed out my head.

Finally I got caught after a heavy night on the sauce, made it all the way back to within 1/2 a mile of my house and got pulled and banned for drink driving for a year.

That was almost 9 years ago, I decided that I had been very lucky I didn't kill someone or even myself and decided there and then to knock drinking on the head. I haven't drank since and don't plan to again.

[andyscooter]

two pints yes

pissed and i stumble home couldnt even consider getting on any bike (unless its the village one)


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[Visitor Q]

Never when pissed. Drugs however, tis different. One of the best rides I ever had was coming down off a buttload of stuff. Felt completely sober.
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[craigs23]

Usually, when I'm walking home from the pub, but I make do with blabbering to myself about different brake markers I'm passing, what speed and gear I'd be in, yadda yadda.

Have been caught a few times places I wouldn't want to stay the night and have felt the urge to sneakily ride home - but never done so. Just drunken stupidness that got slept off quite quickly.

Bit of a grey area when it comes to hangovers mind...

[swiftb]

I wont even have a pint now if im riding. (Car one or 2 normally ok) I rode once after two pints which although was only two pints it caused a rather significant increase in my confidence. Made for an interesting ride home I can only imagine what riding when pissed would be like, its better to imagine the 1001 ways in which you would no doubt fuk yourself/bike/others.

[dodger]

Hungover maybe, but never felt the need directly after coming in from a night out...
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[Frost]

I only ever rode drunk once. To be fair I'm certain i wasn't on a bike at the time, felt more like a missile. The ease of going fast, the reduced fear for your life and shitty reaction times was disturbing and I've not done it again since

[Devils Advocate]

Going for a ride or a drive doesnt even enter into my head as a thought these days, but a 2 year ban for drink driving and 4 years without your own transport has a way of making you see sense very quickly.
Go and learn the hard way like i did though if you cant control your urges.Sometimes thats the only way for people to understand why they shouldnt do ,or even think about, certain things.

[ms51ves3]

Never ridden drunk, never will do. If I plan to go out on my bike, I won't drink. As soon as just a drip has touched my lips I'll think twice about going out.

[kate t]

[deeds]

I have ridden drunk years ago but only when i was to
pissed to walk.

[Jayy]

[Pete1959]

Once when i was young and daft (17) and was still living in Carlisle, i'd got home from the pub totally rat arsed and took myself & tent (i was heading to a rally on the friday, this was thursday night) off on my kh100. Woke up about midday fri 107miles away in Stranraer, bike on its side, tent half pitched and the woman who's front garden i'd pitched in shouting and getting on her high horse, throbbing headache or not i made my escape without the cops finding which way i'd gone thank f#ck. it would be something never to be repeated. This is the short version, theres lots i've left out but can't remember some things, time and the evil drink have blurred the memory.
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[Paulington]

Most I have ever drank and then rode the bike was 3 small shot glass style things of Pear Cider as Costco were giving free samples.

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[andybon]

Have been stood in the pub a few times and thought, Why am i wasting my money here bored out of my skull when i could be blasting around some country lanes on the bike!

But never had the urge to go out and drink whilst driving. Usually when i do i dont have anything, Just stick to soft drinks
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[warped one]

I seriously hate the urges of going out for a ride when pissed, (usually about 3am) thinking about how clear the roads would be.

tonight I have been at the pub and out in town on the bike. I was naughty and had 1 1/2 pints of stella but that was at 8pm and I didn't leave until 12.
The worst part was out clubbing and not drinking with everyone telling me to leave the bike and get hammered.

I did manage to resist and am now having my skin full at 3.15am

Warped
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[dextersaurus]

Went to a party at my mates house, took the bike as i wasn't planning on drinking. ended up getting absolutely cabbaged and decided i was going to stay the night at his.

Then i woke up on the couch in my living room, and found my bike in the back garden on it's side.

Wierdest night yet.