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Paulington
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PostPosted: 23:43 - 27 Feb 2010    Post subject: Losing faith in humanity? Reply with quote

Earlier today, my parents were driving along in my Dad's van he uses for my racing.

As they drove down a hill, a line of sellotape went across the front of their van and snapped across it.

Turns out some cvnts had taped a load of sellotape from a bus stop to a lampost on the other side of the road at car height.

This got me thinking, what if I'd have come along on my motorbike doing ~30mph in this zone as directly across is a load of cars/trees/kerbs and walls. It would have ripped me off and probably done quite a lot of damage to me and the bike.

Things like this are what is causing me to lose my faith in humanity and I pray that those cvnts never get the opportunity to produce offspring.

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PostPosted: 23:57 - 27 Feb 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Let's hope that the next time the little darlings decide to set a trap that a fast moving truck comes around the corner and flattens the lot of them. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 00:12 - 28 Feb 2010    Post subject: Re: Losing faith in humanity? Reply with quote

Paulington wrote:
...sellotape...ripped me off...


Yeah, it's a twatty thing to do, but it's not a steel cable, it's some cello tape.
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PostPosted: 00:19 - 28 Feb 2010    Post subject: Re: Losing faith in humanity? Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 00:20 - 28 Feb 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry to hear that but glad to know youre waking up to the world now.
I knew a guy once (dead now) who had the same thing done to him, but in his case they used wire between 2 lamp-posts at the bottom of a 50mph hill and he was garotted and died at the scene.

humanity? it doesnt exist. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 00:31 - 28 Feb 2010    Post subject: Re: Losing faith in humanity? Reply with quote

ms51ves3 wrote:
Paulington wrote:
...sellotape...ripped me off...


Yeah, it's a twatty thing to do, but it's not a steel cable, it's some cello tape.

Sellotape has a HIGH tensile strength.

With enough sellotape rolled up so as to form a wire it will do pretty much the same job.

I just tested it and 50cm of tape holds up 10kg of weight, so rolled up it will easily have enough strength to take you off and damage you etc.
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PostPosted: 01:17 - 28 Feb 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Things like this are what is causing me to lose my faith in humanity and I pray that those cvnts never get the opportunity to produce offsprint.


You had any faith in humanity to begin with? Lost cause.

There hasn't been any faith worth having in humanity for at least 30 years, probably closer to 50.
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PostPosted: 03:33 - 28 Feb 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've got to admit, I've done the invisible rope trick a long time ago with my friends before. Cars slam on their brakes, passengers scream and the bikers do amazing emergency stops.

In hindsight I feel like a bit of a twat for ever doing it but it always gets results.
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PostPosted: 09:20 - 28 Feb 2010    Post subject: Re: Losing faith in humanity? Reply with quote

Paulington wrote:

Obligatory MS Paint diagram:


That's not a Paint diagram, it's a picture with some text on it.

warped one wrote:
O for the Darwin theory to come in to effect and kill all the numpty chavs.


I wouldn't rate your chances of survival too highly...
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PostPosted: 11:00 - 28 Feb 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

This seems familiar, something from my youth is surfacing to the top of my middle aged brain......


YES, I remember now.

Was the sellotape running to the door knocker of that adjacent building? Did a man come out of the front and look around after you had passed and mutter "feckin knock down ginger wankers" under his breath?
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PostPosted: 11:31 - 28 Feb 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

playing pranks is funny and should be harmless,
trying to maim someone becuase you are a sub-human are two different things.

i`ve played many pranks in my childish life and laughed myself silly at some-one else`s expense, but i have never wanted to cause pain or suffering.

gladly there is a bit of humanity around still , even in the worst of places.
for example mates will look after thier very drunk friend and get him/her home...... is that not humanity??
when i very badly injured my hand, a nurse spent a lot of extra time with me to get me through a VERY painful ordeal.... is that not humanity?

sadly the good people of the world are outshone by all the horrible cunts that share our planet Sad .

Dont lose sight of the good people around you... they are there, they are just harder to see..


oh no!! i sound like a preacher Shocked !
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PostPosted: 11:36 - 28 Feb 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Looks like someones attempted to take your life.

Hire body guards.
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PostPosted: 11:43 - 28 Feb 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

pepperami wrote:

sadly the good people of the world are outshone by all the horrible cunts that share our planet Sad .

Dont lose sight of the good people around you... they are there, they are just harder to see..


Thumbs Up So good, it's worth saying twice.

It's a shame that the twattish things are what is noticed and the examples of decent people doing things beyond what is necessary to help someone else tend to get forgotten.
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PostPosted: 12:14 - 28 Feb 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Redoko wrote:
Looks like someones attempted to take your life.

Hire body guards.


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PostPosted: 13:02 - 28 Feb 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

My Girlfriend is allergic to sellotape. The adhesive burns her skin, gives her migranes & causes her to sneeze....... Shocked
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PostPosted: 18:06 - 28 Feb 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Owdamer wrote:
My Girlfriend is allergic to sellotape. The adhesive burns her skin, gives her migranes & causes her to sneeze....... Shocked


Try this stuff
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PostPosted: 02:41 - 01 Mar 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Annabella wrote:
It's a shame that the twattish things are what is noticed and the examples of decent people doing things beyond what is necessary to help someone else tend to get forgotten.


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PostPosted: 09:27 - 01 Mar 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

My faith in humanity was restored after watching the Winter olympics and sport in general (except football)

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PostPosted: 10:46 - 01 Mar 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Renaissance wrote:
Done similar as a kid .... and i bet many have ... Rolling Eyes Thumbs Down Arrow

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Nope not done that one now, never felt the need to endanger a bikers life that way when I was young or anyone else's. Must be ill breeding.
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PostPosted: 11:12 - 01 Mar 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

pepperami wrote:
for example mates will look after thier very drunk friend and get him/her home...... is that not humanity??

Usually I'm the one out of our group of friends who does this. I know I'd feel responsible if something bad happened to them.
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PostPosted: 16:09 - 01 Mar 2010    Post subject: Re: Losing faith in humanity? Reply with quote

Paulington wrote:
Losing faith in humanity

Laughing

If 'humanity' is represented by the behaviour of few scally kids on whatever estate is it that you live on, then we are truly fucked.
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