Going without a dump

[Ariel Badger]

I need two a day but I hear tales of people going a week without without making a log. I do not know how they do this, does all the poo just stay inside of them or is it compacted and the water content removed?
Do you poo or not poo?
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[The999Kid]

Digestive transit times vary.. as do toilet habits.. however, when someone doesnt evacuate their bowels it continues to be dehydrated by the large intestine (the rectum is still the same biological structure as the large intestine) and will eventually decrease in size and mass, taking on a compacted 'rabbit droppings' form... often associated with constipation.

H2H

***EDIT***

i go once every couple of days...
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[neatbik]

Once a day for me

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

I like you, am a 'fussy eater' i poo 5 o'clock on the dot.

Pat

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[Ste]

[hellkat]

Yes.
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[MattHirst]

Haha, what a random thread

I used to be a once-a-day'er but the longest i went without a shite was 4- 4 1/2 weeks due to complications (adhesion) which required an operation However, that was due to trauma caused by an RTA.

My last couple following my operation 2 weeks ago have been fairly long time apart, 1st after was 1 week after my op (went on morning of my op, didn't want to shit myself on the operation table!) and the next being about 4 days after that and went again this morning. So it would seem my bowels are coming back to normal.

They better do anyway, it hurts going for a shit after a week, nevermind 4 weeks
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[The Shaggy D.A.]

I deliver the morning mass every few days. If I'm camping for the weekend (especially bike rallies) I'll happily put it off until I'm back on my own throne.
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[Ste]

[Carl_steveo]

Four weeks


I have to have three a day otherwise I end up in pain.

They are full on poo's aswell not like little ones they are big jobbies.
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[Ariel Badger]

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

...well i hope you wipe occasionally.

[edit] that was to Ste..but some little shits got in my way


Pat
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[neil.]

When I was a kid I went to Glastonbury and wouldn't go near the toilets at all, so I held it for 4 days. At the end of the 4th day I was in pain, could barely move without loads of discomfort and feeling the poo just turtle heading all the time. I couldn't hold it any longer and went in a bush right next to the tent of a very posh couple, one of whom asked in a voice I'll never forget: 'Is he doing a crap?'.
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[P.addy]

typically if its a curry or a pizza... its next day.
but usually its every 3-4 days..

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Laughing at one neil. I too confess to having anal fear at Glasters. Same kinda thing happens if i fly distances...takes me a few days before things are allowed to move.

Pat
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[Ariel Badger]

I can not hold it in, it demands to come out and believe me retention is not an option! I wonder if this is related to my vegetarianism?
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[danjameswhitt]

At least 3 a day, but can't go until I've been up at least an hour! And let's all be honest here, you can beat laying a cable at work (in the toilet, obviously), as it generally means that the toilet roll didn't cost you anything and your getting paid for shitting result

Danny

[Ste]

At Glastonbury you've just got to go to the long drops rather than the portaloos.

Never go to the portaloos because when you open the door it's very likely that you'll be looking at a pyramid of shit that the top of is about a foot above the seat, there will probably be shit smeared on the walls, there will be shit and piss on the seat, and because they're a small enclosed space it fucking stinks.

Or if you want proper flushing toilets then take a walk to the ones near the farm house.

Shitting in the bushes is a scummy thing to do.

[The999Kid]

[Harold_Shand]

1. Wake up
2. Have a shit

These are the constants in my life.
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Harold_Shand's theory might be the best explanation.

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Defo not a log in abush kinda bloke myself. Used those loos in the Greenfields...Eco Bog things. Hardly any smell.
Watching glammed up people opening porta doors-dry retching and moving to next one only to repeat is entertainment in itself.

bowing head to the don of poo mr 999kid

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[Ste]

I just watched a film about the digestive system, the ending was shit.