Life's little annoyances

[Bubbs]

Walking through Victoria Railstation at rush hour I did the dance that we are all forced to do at one point or another where a member of the public walks towards you... you doge left, they go the same way, you doge right they follow.... Eventually you just stop still and say "Move out of my way!", or "excuse me", depending on how long the dance goes on for. This morning it was a good 10-15 seconds of us both trying to get past eachother, think it's my new P.B.

Other of my little annoyances include rounding screw heads on the bike while trying to sort something out. Or hammering a human nail instead of a metal one while working on site... ooh that a horrible one. Also kicking the end of a table/skirting borard/wall.


What comes under your list of annoyances?
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Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.

[panrider_uk]

Having to get up to go to work.

Mark
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Current bikes: Honda ST1100 Pan European. Moto Guzzi V85 TT Travel

[cyberglass]

Having to give myself a hand job when the b**tch has gone to sleep Its her bleedin job
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DL650 Vstrom 2004
DRZ400S 2003
Yamaha R1 2005

[nowhere.elysium]

My pet hate is the fact that I get really itchy ear canals at the wrong time: if you stick a finger in your ear to alleviate the itch, it comes out smelling of arse and death.

If something could be done about the human nose, too, I'd be chuffed. If you think about it, blowing your nose is such a PITA job it's unreal. You blow it once, and ten minutes later you need to blow it again, except it's not full of anything that can be successfully blown: it's just that watery crap snot that never fully leaves.


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'10 SV650SF, '83 GS650GT (it lives!), Questionable DIY dash project, 3D Printer project, Lasercutter project

[Hetzer]

People that need an engraved invitation to enter a roundabout/exit a junction.
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"There's the horizon! Ride hard, ride fast and cut down all who stand in your way!"

[Paulington]

[MaybeGuy]

bikes that arnt filtering, but still sit in the middle, stopping everyone else.

Cyclists

horse riders

people who care so much about damaging their bike that they ride like a complete fag

police with slycameras

ped kids riding with their feet on pillion pegs

seeing people riding slow bikes in the gutter to let cars past... Be proud to be an annoyance ffs.

Seeing people riding in shorts tshirt and flipflops on anything other than a scooter

summer only, sunday, fair weather riders...

And the list goes on
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[Bubbs]

o While hammering, smashing something, having a piece go into your eye! I hate that feeling.

o While snowboarding, having some skier in front who seems to love to cut you up.

o Starving in work and realising you forgot about your wallet and have no money for lunch.
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Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.

[Blau Zedong]

Naive homosexual R6 riders from Plymouth that can't obey basic traffic laws really piss me off.
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18:54:59 Rob Fzs: unless its their clothes/ hair/ golden teeth

[Visitor Q]

Beaurocracy.

Nuff Said.
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From September 2014 to January/February 2015 I will not be using any English, nor reading any. As such, I won't be on here. PM at will, but I won't be checking/posting unless in emergencies. Certainly not for the first couple of months. Please berate me savagely if I break that rule...

[CaNsA]

Wet Farts

[Dragonfly]

[Feasty]

* People who leave the company for whatever reason then come back a month later to 'catch up', like anyone gives 2 shits what you're up to or not up to these days... you're gone, stay that way!'

* Drivers on mobiles.

*Drivers who dawdle, just get a fucking move on, you're in a car for a reason - that's to get somewhere in case you've forgotten!

* Women who ask a question then say 'That wasn't what I wanted to hear' after you answer them, don't ask the fucking question then you stupid cow!!

* People who complain that 'such an such' a text message woke them up at 2 in the morning. Fuck sake, turn the damn thing on silent or off then!

That is all for now.
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Previous: Aprilia Habana Retro 50cc (beauty), Yamaha SR125 (fell apart), Honda XR125 (nippy little commuter), Honda SLR650 (Geewhizz), Yamaha Diversion 900S (Smoooooth) written off courtesy of a stupid escaped horse.
(7 year gap), BMW F650 (Relaxing ride). Aprilia Caponord ETV1000 (Big and bold). Yamaha FZS600 (got me in trouble too quick!).
Current: Yamaha TDM 900 (Comfy, light but big, power when needed).

[Bubbs]

[MaybeGuy]

[pa_broon74]

[Fawbish]

Being intelligent enough to encompass and completely understand the utter futility of my existence but not quite intellectual/intelligent/lucky enough to find/develop a way to enjoy misery in more comfort in any area than I can shake a stick at.

In other words, fuck celebrities.
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"Oh....it looks like Average Joe's is forfeiting the match!" - "Yeah, its a risky strategy but lets see if it pays off for 'em Cotton."

[The999Kid]

- Losing my driving license after getting thrown into the dvla rabid chihuahua cage for medical reasons

- Bad pasengers, If you cant cope with being a passenger in a car, drive your - f*cking - self!

- Ped boys who dont understand that riding with their feet on the pillion pegs can and will end up very badly. Ditto for dragging feet along the road in normal riding.

- Invalid carriages on the road... They arent legal and yet the police wont do f*ck all about them!
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NDB 19/10/1989 - 1/11/2010 |Nowhere.Elyseum wrote: I get the distinct feeling that Tim should be our secret weapon for future trolling. I don't know many people that can rip the piss in Iambic pentameter

[Dom]

[Hazylogic]

i saw the title and i naturally assumed 'chinks'

[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

People that walk up to the edge of a zebra crossing then just stand and wait. Even if the road's clear. They'll wait for a car to come along, stop then walk across. WHY!? Just walk the hell out!
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[Handsome]

[Fisty]

Wales. And its contents of patriotic folk who cant even speak the language.

People (usually middle management with rediculous job titles ) who use the phrases "by the end of play" "touching base" and the like.

Retards on ebay who think an item should be delivered yesterday.

Jordan.
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TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
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[Bubbs]

[The999Kid]