Chuck Norris just

[The Artist]

jizzed in his pants

https://cgi.ebay.co.uk/yamaha-r1-QB-Carbon-Fibre-special-98-4xv-only-10-500mls_W0QQitemZ250590538511QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Motorcycles?hash=item3a585c2b0f#ht_2465wt_1165

[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

Chuck Norris doesn't need added carbon tartyness. He's too manly for that.
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[Quickly]

I reckon he's spelled his name wrong at the bottom of the advert.
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[ms51ves3]

[m0l0t0v]

This is probably the only thing that would make Chuck Norris cry.

At least shed a tear.


Poor poor bike.


Hideous little thing.
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**\Tarmacsurfer/** said: It's that immaculately manly coiffure of yours isn't it. One glimpse of your virile locks and the punters can't wait to buy whatever it is you suggest, as it might let them be just a little bit like the Adonis that is our very own Molly Doovydoo said: Its not my fault I can't get it up properly, I just wasn't blessed

[chris-red]

https://www.randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/1945look-at-me-attention-whore.jpg
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[Alex A]

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[Billing]

If he who thou art most holy, the Norris himself saw that bike, he would round house the carbon fibre off it
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[hmmmnz]

id buy it....




then streetfighter it, and sell that tat to some other little tit
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[Damon]

same here. I'd sell the panels and make lots of money

[Mr Hammers]

Chuck Norris is a hardcore bible bashing homophobe who doesn't believe in evolution, but believes in intelligent design.

Not that has anything to do with anything, just thought I'd mention it. And Bruce Lee could kick his ass thoroughly too.
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[paddlesat16]

why do they always say "im reluctantly selling it because".... He can't be that reluctant otherwise he'd be keeping it
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[Dibble]

9900 miles in 10 years 990 miles a year that's a very poor effort

[and]

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[Damon]

[Redoko]

The tank straight away ruins in the bike...

Disgrace.
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[ms51ves3]

[Carl_steveo]

My bike has about 3700 miles on it. It's ten year old I win. Thats 370 miles a year. Thats 30.83 miles a month.
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