That was close

dandit · Nearly there... Joined: 04 May 2004 Karma :

I was hooning down a road by an industrial estate earlyer on this evening to a place where all the boy racers meet I had my mate in his car behind and another mate on a 125 trying to keep up. anyway come shooting up to to a roundabout quick flick left right exhaust decks out Laughing

comes up to next roundabout at about 85mph and bollox to late see plod car sat on other side of road watching Shocked

so I continue anyway and pull into burger king where they all meet and sure enough old bill following my mate. anyway I pulls up burger king is shut so I jump off the bike take my lid off, grab hold of my arse cheeks and before the copper had even got out of the car I started asking where the nearest toilet is. urm sorry I dont know she replies. then she says you look like your in a hurry. I know I said I'm touching jeans ah right she says as the road was quiet I will let you off just slow down please

thank you and sorry I reply. Twisted Evil

so the coppers drive off the looks on my mates faces ''what the fuck happend how did you get away with that'' so I explained and they pissed themselves laughing funny enough I slowed down since

that was to close for comfort
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Adam.I · World Chat Champion Joined: 22 Jun 2004 Karma :

You raggy bastard! I'm trying that one... not that i'll ever speed.
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mchaggis · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 May 2004 Karma :

Jammy git...
Well done on the quick thinking and blag though. Smile

dandit · Nearly there... Joined: 04 May 2004 Karma :

Davo · Davo To The Rescue! Joined: 04 Apr 2004 Karma :

hehehe.... i've done that one before.

Lucky as well would have been banned as he recorded my speed at 127mph.... he even told me to follow him to the next garage.

dandit · Nearly there... Joined: 04 May 2004 Karma :

craigT19 · Jolly Green Giant Joined: 09 Feb 2002 Karma :

you jammy sod Razz

burgerking carpark is where i got nicked doing a rolling burnout Laughing

so ok i did it from burger king and went all the way down to the bottom of the big carpark Laughing

and i dont know why robby rated this thread down.....we know you have the mental age of a grumpy pensioner.... but theres just no need Smile

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Josh · Traffic Copper Joined: 20 May 2004 Karma :

Nice one, quick thinking Thumbs Up

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Frost · World Chat Champion Joined: 26 May 2004 Karma :

you jammy feck!
i wouldnt have tried that one on just because i would be certain it wouldnt work Razz

Mr Pants! · I Karma Joined: 29 May 2004 Karma :

Superb excuse.....

Mind you, some coppers may stand there writing out a ticket slowly just to see if you will p1ss youself!

I guess she was near the end of her shift and could do without the paper work....

Jammy g1t! Laughing

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dandit · Nearly there... Joined: 04 May 2004 Karma :

Mr Pants! · I Karma Joined: 29 May 2004 Karma :

Without going into too much detail about toiletries, do you mean that you go for a cr4p and not p1ss?

LOL

Gaaad, where is this post going...... Confused

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