Sup?

[st3v3]

*boring stuff*
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Roger wrote: Women don't get damp for clingy puppies. Get some better happy pills, hit the gym & buy a medallion the size of a dinner plate. Job done

[Visitor Q]

[Tarmacsurfer]

One prefers to quaff as opposed to sup.
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I'm immortal. Well, so far.

[Redoko]

Are you creating problems for yourself because your life has no real dilemmas?


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"Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."
Sudika Sportsman SK50QT > Gilera DNA50 > Honda CBR125 RW7 > Kawasaki Zephyr750 > Suzuki GSXR600 > Honda Hornet CB600F '51

[st3v3]

[Robby]

21? You sound 16. "There's this girl and I really like her but she's being difficult"...

Man up and fuck her best friend then. If you're not fucking on the first date you might as well grow a vagina.

Find your keys. They're wherever you left them.

[WildGoose]

Call an auto locksmith and get him to sort you some new keys out. Including a spare or two.

Your old keys will show up as soon as he is finished and you have paid him. It's the way of things.
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So in other words, he stopped you for being flagrantly in posession of a motorcycle in direct contravention of the Hippies, Darkies and People Whose Face I Don't Like The Look of (Police Powers) Act. 1976

[No More Names ......]

We all go through things of various degrees of upset and annoyance, after you have had a number of these type of episodes you can often come out the other end, and be prepared for what life throws at you ...

The girls fucking you about whether you like it or not, nobody knows it but she's go a secret smile and she uses it only for me ...

Bollux, she's proberly texting a few lads and shagging a few more ....

Think what you have got, and don't throw it away, although one can come back from nothing with time, it's still best avoided ...

Blank the bird, find your keys or fix the bike, turn up for work with a brave face while you do these things, make the work change in the right manner and at the right time ...

Wanker ..
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Flip Wrote: You're a bloke, you don't need kids. You need a vehicle, someone to shag, a dog and a shed. AKA Cuntdudes life and ambition ... A ++

DOD Wrote: It was very interesting - the desolation of some of the areas of that city is quite remarkable. Shows what terrible town planning can do.

[J0Al1]

I thought you were dating Ninaroo

[ms51ves3]

[st3v3]

[No More Names ......]

Bump ............................................

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Flip Wrote: You're a bloke, you don't need kids. You need a vehicle, someone to shag, a dog and a shed. AKA Cuntdudes life and ambition ... A ++

DOD Wrote: It was very interesting - the desolation of some of the areas of that city is quite remarkable. Shows what terrible town planning can do.

[The Original Muzza]

[Ol]

I was just about to write a heart felt post, about how most people have been there and things will get better and in 5 years time when you look back you'll wonder what all the fuss was about..

until i read:

[st3v3]

Dodgy bit..
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Roger wrote: Women don't get damp for clingy puppies. Get some better happy pills, hit the gym & buy a medallion the size of a dinner plate. Job done

[st3v3]

Dunno how I missed this....

[Visitor Q]

[st3v3]

[Visitor Q]

[Hazylogic]

I too am a recidivist of the archaic and I have made it my mission to promulgate such very fine words as prothelatize. In fact, you could say I am prothelatizing about the promulgation of the.... fucking shut up you cunt.

[Visitor Q]

[Tarmacsurfer]

You'd give that poorly constructed twaddle a C- ?

Why on earth are you so happy today?
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I'm immortal. Well, so far.

[Visitor Q]

[Hazylogic]

[Visitor Q]